In a move irresistibly grand (or so they’d have us believe), Paxos is determined to unleash USDH, a regulated stablecoin with all the pomp, circumstance, and underlying spreadsheets one expects from a company clinging to its decade-long reputation in the finance circus. They promise this shiny coin will send Hyperliquid’s adoption rate rocketing skyward like champagne corks at Groucho’s birthday party – provided anyone remembers Hyperliquid by next Thursday.
Fresh from their purchase of Molecular Labs (presumably a group of Nobel Prize-winning boffins and a coffee machine), Paxos Labs plans to mint USDH so natively on HyperEVM and HyperCore, one suspects the very atoms will hum with compliance. And compliance! Never have so many jurisdictions been so enthusiastically namedropped: MiCA, GENIUS claims, and possibly Interpol, if things go south. Expect onchain and fiat rails for on/off‑ramps so global, even your aunt in Buenos Aires might get involved – accidentally, after pressing the wrong emoji. 🤑
Apparently, 95% of interest from USDH reserves will be hurled at HYPE buybacks to reward those brave souls: protocols, validators, and users, who don’t run screaming at the first sight of the actual terms. USDH also claims to support native payments, conversion from major stablecoins, and speedy distribution through familiar Paxos channels, which means you, too, can watch the magic unfold if you squint hard enough and believe.
The entire charade is draped in talk of revenue sharing, enterprise scale, and integration so tight it might need a safe word. All this, of course, is subject to the elusive community approval, that mysterious force more slippery than a politician’s promise, but less reliable than a waiter in Monte Carlo. Cheers to anchors, buybacks, and the ever-spinning wheel of digital finance! 🥂💸
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2025-09-07 19:38