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Zhao, who allegedly violated the Bank Secrecy Act (whatever that means in the wild west of crypto), served a mere four months after pleading guilty. His sentence was a joke to many, but his pardon? A comedy masterpiece. Meanwhile, Zhao stepped down from the exchange he built, and the crypto world had a collective moment of confusion, mixed with just a pinch of envy. The pardon, we are told, was a significant turning point. David Namdar, CEO of CEA Industries, called it a ‘game-changer,’ but honestly, who wouldn’t? We all want our coins to rise by 3.3%, don’t we?

The Nitty-Gritty:

Apparently, these chaps are partial to Cambodian financial platforms like Huione Group and Huione Pay for laundering their ill-gotten gains. Quite the international operation, eh? 🌍💼

Political theater, it seems, has found a new stage: crypto. CZ, with the solemnity of a man who knows the weight of chains, decried Warren’s “false information” as mere political pantomime, a jest for the masses.

According to the banks, their patent-protected system is a masterstroke of innovation, offering institutions and customers the “efficiencies and security of tokenization” while somehow managing to keep deposits from vanishing into the ether. Or maybe it’s just a really fancy spreadsheet with a blockchain-shaped sticker slapped on it. Who knows? The patent probably covers that. 📜

😏 XRP, the token that\’s been making waves (or should I say, ripples? 🌊) in the crypto space, is forming a chart pattern that\’s eerily similar to its 2017 behavior. Analysts are keeping a close eye on this development as the market tests key levels seen in the last major price surge. 🤔

Just a day ago, WLFI was basking in the glow of a $0.12 support level, having previously struggled from a $0.25 dip-talk about a comeback story that would make even the most jaded trader weak in the knees. It finally broke free from the sideways yawn fest, usefully aided by some hefty volume and a bullish engulfing candle that said, “I mean business.”

This Reserve, you see, is a long-term fund – a repository of both the onchain and…well, presumably somewhat less glamorous, offchain revenues. These funds are, with a rather predictable flourish, intended to fuel ‘regular CXT token buybacks.’ Quite. As if tokens require constant fueling. It’s all rather automotive, isn’t it? 🚗

What to know: Dogecoin surged 2.4%-because apparently, some big boys are throwing around their toys and pretending they’re not just monkeys with calculators. 😂 Trading volume spiked 68%? Congrats, the market’s so busy “accumulating” it forgot to check if anyone actually wants this coin. 🤷♂️ Analysts say it looks like a Wyckoff setup. Translation: They’re … Read more