Warwick’s Bold Embrace of Vanguard Total Corporate Bond ETF: A Calculated Long-Term Bet

On the 24th of October, an official record emerged-an SEC filing that revealed Warwick’s calculated expansion of its holding in Vanguard Scottsdale Funds – Vanguard Total Corporate Bond ETF (VTC). The transaction in question swelled Warwick’s stake to 90,685 shares, with an estimated value of $7.11 million. A slow, steady accrual of wealth, like the accumulation of fallen leaves that cover the ground with quiet determination, the ETF’s acquisition solidified Warwick’s commitment to a path that favored stability over exuberant short-term gains.

📉 Binance Stablecoins: A Dire Ominous Gush?!

In a virtuous QuickTake monograph authored by the enigmatic CryptoOnchain, a peculiar shift surfaces amidst the stablecoin domain of the Binance exchange. Behold, those doughty data warriors who delve into the mystical ‘Total Stablecoin Netflow On Binance (Last 60 Days) & 7-Day MA’-a chart believed to foretell market destiny.📊

Bitcoin’s Zombie Coins Rise Again! 🧟♂️💰 270K BTC Awaken in 2025 (Spoiler: It’s Not a Happy Ending)

This year’s tally already outpaces 2024’s 255,000 BTC and leaves 2023’s 59,000 BTC looking like a toddler’s allowance. Two months remain, and the coins are already plotting their next move. If the pace holds, we’ll hit 300,000 BTC by December. Maybe they’ll throw a party. Probably not-a Bitcoin “party” is just a bunch of wallets arguing over fees.

NFTs: From Penguin Plunge to Crypto Circus 🎪💸

Now, hold onto your hats, because despite this sales collapse, the market’s got more participants than a Mississippi riverboat poker game! NFT buyers climbed 33.09% to 509,668, and sellers rose 21.04% to 413,225. Transactions, though, dropped 7.63% to 1,543,392. Seems like everyone’s still betting on the digital horse race, even if the horses are a bit pixelated. 🐎🖼️

Trump Grants CZ a Golden Goose Pardon! Congresswoman Foams at the Mouth 🦆🔥 #CryptoCapers

Representative Maxine Waters, a very cross lady with a voice like a steam engine, called the pardon “appalling but not a surprise, considering the president’s well-known fondness for shiny things and golden toilets.” She alleged that CZ had been playing a game of crocodile chess with the Trump family, funneling billions into a crypto venture called World Liberty Financial. “I want records! I want explanations!” she roared, while her aides scrambled to find a pen that hadn’t been bought with cryptocurrency. 🧵

Bitcoin’s Hashrate Drama: USA & China Flex, World Watches 😏💪

So, Bitcoin’s computational muscle has hit the gym hard in 2025, and now it’s bench-pressing its way into the zettahash era. 💪💸 But where’s all this power coming from? Well, according to hashrateindex.com, the U.S. is basically the prom queen of this hashpower ball, flaunting a 37.8% share. 👸🇺🇸