
According to a filing with the Regulatory Scribes (formerly known as the SEC, but they’ve had a rebranding), Boxer Capital has increased its stake in Celcuity. This occurred during the fourth quarter of 2025, a period noted for unusually high levels of optimism, a scarcity of common sense, and a disturbing fondness for hats shaped like pineapples. The transaction is valued at eleven million gold pieces, based on the average closing price. As of December 31st, 2025, the position was worth twenty-two million and forty-four thousand gold pieces, a rise of eighteen million gold pieces, due to both the aforementioned trading activity and, let’s be honest, a healthy dose of speculative froth. It’s a bit like watching a particularly enthusiastic balloon inflate. One wonders when, not if, it will pop.