Upon the stage of quarterly disclosures, Cortland’s acquisition parades itself-260,812 shares, purchased at an average price that would make a merchant prince blush. The sum: $14.4 million, a mere trifle compared to the $22 million total now held. One might imagine the brokers in powdered wigs, quills scratching furiously as they record this dalliance with Delaware Basin royalties.
Let’s parse this madness. The SEC filing-a blood-soaked ledger of institutional panic-reveals QQQM’s portfolio weight gutted to 0.66% of reportable AUM. But what’s a few billion between friends when the real game’s happening off-menu? Behold their new obsessions: DFAC at $155.3 million (9% of AUM), SPLG at $125.7 million (7.3%). DCOR, D FAX, VUG-ticker symbols bleeding into one another like a junkie’s tattoo sleeve. AUM swells to $1.7 billion, prices spike 27% year-over-year, and the S&P 500 lags like a battered rental car. The numbers scream, but no one’s listening.
DOGE, briefly inspired by its allies BTC and ETH, mustered a feeble ascent above $0.1920. Alas, the coin’s folly led it to $0.2020 and $0.2050, where it peaked at $0.2094-only to waltz downward again, much like a candle in a draft.
The clock ticks-19 hours remain until the next price hike, a ritual as predictable as the sun’s rise, yet as meaningless as a sinner’s prayer. Dynamic pricing, they call it. A dance of numbers, a charade of progress. From $0.00015000 to this, this… masterpiece of mediocrity. And the faithful, the early backers, are rewarded with crumbs. Transparency, they say. Growth, they promise. But is it not all a grand illusion, a mirror reflecting our own desperation? 🪞
In the grand drama of asset management, ORG Wealth Partners has made its entrance with a new position in ARMOUR Residential REIT, as disclosed in the highly formal Form 13F, filed with the ever-watchful U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission. The firm reports the acquisition of 315,000 shares, valued at $4.71 million. A modest sum, yet it comprises 1.0% of the fund’s reported $470.31 million in assets. A pittance, yet not insignificant. Indeed, in the opera of capital, one must dance with small steps before the grand overture.
Enter the valiant knight, US Representative Ro Khanna. Known both for veering into the progressive rabbit hole and for somehow multitasking four or so gigs in his cosmic mind, he wowed the crowd on MSNBC with his concerns over POTUS Pete’s apparent love-hate affair with crypto. Why? Because ol’ Trumpy’s got a son with a crypto biz named World Liberty Financial (WLFI). Because, you know, nepotism makes zero family members uncomfortable. 🤷♀️
The SEC filing of October 16, 2025, reveals CADINHA & CO LLC’s sale of 79,802 shares of MMC, a transaction worth $16.41 million at the quarter’s average price. The fund now holds a mere 2,925 shares, a fraction of its former holdings. A strategic pivot, or a sign of waning confidence in the alchemy of insurance and consulting?
The sun hung low over the Idaho desert, casting long shadows across the Stibnite gold project’s barren fields. Here, beneath the cracked soil, lay the promise of antimony and silver, minerals that hummed with the static of forgotten wars. JGP’s exit, recorded in the SEC’s cold ledger, felt less like a transaction and more like a ritual-the closing of a chapter in a saga where profit and peril danced a waltz as old as mining itself. The shares, now priced at $24.84, shimmered with the feverish glow of a boom town, but the company’s books told a different tale: a $22.1 million loss and a revenue line as barren as the Idaho plains.
According to an SEC filing, Prosperity Capital Advisors-those Ohio-based lunatics with more spreadsheets than a Wall Street broker’s closet-slipped into the Vanguard Total International Bond ETF (BNDX +0.18%) like a ghost in the machine. They bought 381,763 shares, which, if you do the math, equals roughly $18.9 million. THIS ISN’T JUST A TRADE; THIS IS A STATEMENT. A STATEMENT THAT SAYS, “THE FED’S GOT A GRIP ON THE ECONOMY TIGHTER THAN A JUNKIE ON A SUNDAY MORNING.”
Behold, the British Isles’ digital titan, ClearBank, has struck a deal with Circle, the sovereign of USDC! 🌍💸 A union not born of mere commerce, but of a shared vision to flood Europe with the golden currents of stablecoins. The world watches, breath held, as this alliance promises to reshape the financial cosmos. 🤯
