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Ah, but whispers stir! On-chain omens and cryptic charts now murmur: the duel between buyers and sellers may soon climax! Shall we dance with the devil… or the angel? 🤔

Strategy (MSTR), the largest corporate holder of bitcoin, reported net income of $2.8 billion, or EPS of $8.42 for the third quarter of 2025. 🤡

Well, well, well, looks like Coinbase (COIN) has surprised everyone with a third-quarter performance so good, it’s got Wall Street doing a double-take. This wasn’t just some lucky break either; it was driven by a surge in trading activity, a comeback in asset prices, and-wait for it-growth in their subscription and services business. The U.S.-based exchange proudly reported a total revenue of $1.9 billion. That’s a sweet 58% jump from the $1.2 billion last year, and it beats the $1.8 billion that so-called “experts” had predicted.

📅 On Oct. 30, the Bitcoin DeFi maestro, Lombard Finance, dropped a bombshell: they’ve nabbed the core infrastructure of BTC.b, the Avalanche network’s Bitcoin crown jewel. 🎖️

If ADA falls below $0.60, we might be looking at a catastrophic sell-off, which could push the price all the way down to $0.515. It’s like watching a plane slowly spiral towards the ground. 🙃

Two of these tokens are being snatched up like candy corn at a discount, while one’s being bought with the confidence of a kid who’s positive the Tooth Fairy’s real. Let’s peek into the cauldron…

The pardon restored his full civil and business rights, allowing a potential return to Binance’s leadership. Because nothing says “trust me” like a convicted felon getting a fresh start. 🕵️‍♂️

As of Thursday, ethereum (ETH) hovers at $3,781, a pale specter descending 4.99% in a day and 2.63% weekly, as futures open interest swells to a chilling $47.49 billion, per coinglass.com stats. The market, a trick-or-treat bag of risk, brims with restless energy. 🕯️