Ethereum Hits the Cosmic Brakes: $5,000 Dream Takes a Detour 🚀📉

Let’s break this down in terms even a Betelgeusian could understand. After weeks of relentless upward momentum (you know, the kind where everyone starts saying things like “to the moon!” 🌕), Ethereum hit a snag. The technicals got overheated faster than a spaceship engine fueled by bad poetry. And then there’s the volume—oh, sweet, reliable volume—which had been chugging along like a hyperactive hamster on a wheel, only to suddenly decide it needed a nap. Now we’re looking at what appears to be the classic market equivalent of running out of snacks during a long road trip: speculative buyers have run out of juice, and the whole thing is starting to wobble. 😴🚗💨








