SCENE I. Enter HIVE Digital, puffed up with pride, quill in hand and dreams in pocket, tripping gaily into Toronto with a 7.2-megawatt data center tucked, perhaps awkwardly, beneath its arm—the crowning jewel for its newly-minted scion, BUZZ HPC (a name so peppy, one almost expects it to tap dance).
Yesterday, XRP was down 2.18%, which is stacking itself nicely atop a full 7.93% plunge since June 19—back when we were all young, optimistic, and XRP was still at $2.17. At one point it even grazed $1.90. Panic stations! 🚨 (Or just more tweets with rocket emojis going the wrong way…)
When Milei strode to power in the elections of 2023, he did not do so with the melodious croon of a poet nor the cloak of subtlety Tolstoy’s villains favored. He arrived wielding not one, but many metaphysical chainsaws, slicing away government extravagance with a zeal most reserve for cutting birthday cakes, or possibly old grudges. His program—cheekily titled the ‘Chainsaw Cuts’—has proved more competent than a bored tax collector, banishing bureaucratic excess and shining a spotlight (albeit flickering and prone to blackouts) on the nation’s chronic waste.
Of course, as in any small Russian town, the people with real money strolled onto stage. Trading volume burst upwards by 118%—an outburst rarely seen outside of marriage proposals or vodka shortages. According to Lookonchain, which sees all but tells little, on June 23 two anonymous whales decided, in their infinite wisdom, to buy 16 million IP tokens for $47.5 million. Is it investing, or just boredom at its most expensive? Only the whales know.