Blue Owl & the Slow Drip of Panic

They traded 54 million shares, which is a lot of shares. A lot. It’s the kind of volume that suggests people are… restless. Like a room full of toddlers who’ve just discovered they can open the kitchen cabinets. Blue Owl went public in 2020, which feels like a lifetime ago. They’ve grown 1% since then. One percent. My sourdough starter has had a better return.






