JasmyCoin [JASMY], the star of our financial drama, experienced one of the most dramatic plunges in recent memory, losing 14% of its value in just 24 hours. Yet, just last month, it was basking in the glory of a 22% gain. Oh, the fickle nature of fortune! 🍀💔
So, Bitcoin’s chilling around $120k to $117k, and suddenly long-term holders are like, “Time to sell!” Dumping those dormant coins into the wild. Sounds messy, right? Wonder if this spells doom or just a minor headache for BTC. 🤔
Yesterday evening, ServiceNow released their second-quarter financial reports, which exceeded the expectations set by Wall Street. Their report highlighted ongoing positive impacts from artificial intelligence (AI), and the company’s leadership has increased their projections for the year’s overall business performance.
Today, C3.ai announced that their CEO, Tom Siebel, would be stepping down, and they are currently in the process of finding a new chief executive. This news has caused the company’s stock to drop by around 24.5% during today’s trading in 2025.
Following the grand rebound from $2.96, our dear XRP has decided to dapple in the charming arts of bullish reversal. A short-term breakout sashayed between $3.06 and $3.09, with trading activity that would make even the most docile bulls take notice. Momentum seemed to be in a jolly mood, pushing the price up to $3.24 as if it were training for a marathon. Analysts are drooling over the consistent pattern of ascending lows—from $2.96 to $3.11—like kids eyeing the last cookie, suggestive of a waning bearish presence.
This endeavor coincides with the recent enactment of the GENIUS Act, a legislative marvel that establishes a federal regulatory framework for payment stablecoins, elucidating the arcane rules governing reserve assets. 📜
Over the past two years, this cryptocurrency enterprise helmed by Joseph Lubin has become something of a master at downsizing, shedding 38% of its employees amidst a whirlwind of institutional chaos, legal skirmishes, and macroeconomic headwinds. One wonders if there’s a trophy for Most Persistent Layoffs—or perhaps just a participation ribbon?
Seems like WazirX took to X (formerly known as Twitter, but who’s counting?) to share some updates on their ongoing saga. About a year ago, the platform got itself a nice visit from the North Korean Lazarus Group, who decided to help themselves to nearly $235 million in digital assets. Now, ain’t that a fine how-do-you-do? 💸
“If ETH doth breach the $4,000 mark,” quoth he with a wink, “’twill enter a phase of price discovery, a veritable masquerade of gains!” 🎭💸 He then pointed to the growing treasure troves of ETH among companies, noting that capital flows into its coffers like wine at a bacchanal, while its supply remains as scarce as wit in a fool’s head. A setup, he claims, that favors ETH over BTC in the coming moons. Ethereum, at present, hovers near $3,756, up 4% on the day, inching closer to that fabled threshold like a suitor to a maiden’s balcony. 🌙💍
In a report released on Thursday, Garrett reported an improvement in crucial indicators during the second quarter. Although their net sales didn’t experience significant growth, they did see a rise of approximately 3% compared to the same period last year, amounting to $913 million. According to generally accepted accounting principles (GAAP), their net income significantly increased by nearly 36%, reaching $87 million. On an adjusted, per-share basis, their non-GAAP earnings jumped by 48% to $0.43.