Separate reports published by the firms have tracked UNC4899, also known as TraderTraitor, a North Korean threat group tied to the country’s military intelligence. Because if you can’t beat them, join them and steal their crypto. 💸
Nvidia (NVDA) and Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing (TSM) are not merely partners in silicon—they are the Don Quixote and Sancho Panza of the AI revolution. The world’s insatiable hunger for computing power has birthed a gold rush in data centers, and Nvidia’s GPUs are the pickaxes of this digital frontier. Competitors may wave blueprints like flags, but they remain mere mimics of the gold standard.
while everyone else is sweating over valuations, Alphabet trades at a P/E ratio of 21—the lowest among its flashy peers. Buy it now, and you’re not just buying stock; you’re buying a ticket to the tech transformation train.
BlackRock’s iShares Ethereum Trust ETF (ETHA) bore the brunt, losing a staggering $375 million-imagine that, almost enough to buy a small island or at least a lifetime supply of coffee. Fidelity’s Ethereum Fund (FETH) wasn’t far behind, surrendering $55.1 million, perhaps to the allure of simpler pursuits-like monopoly, or sitting on the porch, contemplating the meaning of blockchain in a world gone mad.
Over the past week, you’ve splurged $2.46 billion on Bitcoin, making it your third-largest purchase. Third-largest! 🥉 That’s like buying a third yacht when you already have two, but for Bitcoin. Priorities, right? 🚀
In this land of perpetual twilight, August arrived with the urgency of a forgotten prophecy. Three dates, etched into the calendar like talismans, promised to reveal whether the House of Mouse still held the threads of its own enchantment—or if the spell had frayed beyond repair.
So, let’s dive into this charade of ‘good news’ wrapped in a corporate *meh*.
Before this brave new cadence, crypto was as welcome as a cat in a crocodile pond: effectively illegal, with clear notes about how crypto wasn’t legal tender-just a rebellious digital ghost haunting their shores. Now, in 2025, they’re wooing the blockchain crowd with licenses, regulations, and the faint but unmistakable whiff of ambition. 🐱🌊
Investors, those intrepid explorers of the capital markets, have been known to chase the next big thing with the fervor of a disciple seeking enlightenment. Quantum computing, they whisper, is the philosopher’s stone of the modern age—a solution in search of a problem, yet one that promises to transmute mere bits into boundless possibility.2 IonQ, with its prototype quantum processor that fits in a room (albeit a room the size of a small village), has become the latest talisman in this quest.
Furthermore, as the titans of tech—Meta, in particular—invest more heavily in AI’s future, demanding superintelligence and the like, demand for Nvidia’s wares is likely to grow more insatiable than a critic at an all-you-can-eat buffet. It’s the kind of scenario that would make even the sceptic’s eyebrows rise—if only because the landscape is increasingly paved with the kind of dollars that make a treasure chest look like chump change.