Rivian: Still Shiny, Possibly Sinking

Look, Rivian isn’t Lucid. That’s…something. A low bar, admittedly. But it’s still not enough to make me reach for my chequebook. Potential? Absolutely. But potential doesn’t pay the bills, does it? And right now, there’s just too much risk clinging to this thing like static.

Meta’s Missed Cue

They call them magnificent. A bit much, if you ask me. But the numbers don’t lie. These seven giants have doubled the S&P 500’s performance over the last decade. Meta, the so-called “worst” performer of the bunch, still managed a 539% return. That’s a bad day at the races for most companies.

Millionaire Dreams & Tech Stocks

There’s been talk, you see. About companies that have, well, done rather well. Nvidia, for example. Apparently, it’s gone up something ridiculous – 800% in three years. I mean, seriously? I barely manage 8% on a good hair day. And then there’s Palantir. Another one. Climbing, climbing, climbing. It all sounds terribly exciting, but also slightly terrifying. Like being on a rollercoaster designed by someone who’s never actually experienced gravity.

Pfizer’s Weight-Loss Gambit: A Latecomer’s Guide

Now, Pfizer’s first attempts at this were… let’s just say they went up in smoke. Danuglipron? A noble effort, tragically felled by safety concerns. It’s like trying to build a sandcastle during a hurricane. But they didn’t give up. They went shopping! A $7 billion acquisition of Metsera, plus potential for another $3 billion? That’s commitment, folks! They’re back in the game, a GLP-1 stock, and they’re not messing around.

Currents and Capacitors: A February Reckoning

This AI-fueled surge is in its infancy, a mischievous imp just learning to manipulate the grid. Yet, it promises growth, a seductive siren song for those of us who traffic in probabilities. Two names, therefore, warrant consideration this February: NextEra Energy and Dominion Energy. Not titans, perhaps, but certainly not insignificant players in this unfolding drama.

The Market’s Shadow: A 2026 Reckoning?

The tariffs, those self-imposed wounds inflicted upon the body economic by the current administration, cast a long, ominous shadow. The pronouncements of strength, the claims of economic flourishing… they ring hollow to those who understand the subtle, insidious ways in which such policies unravel the very fabric of trade. To suggest that exporters shoulder the burden, that these tariffs are a boon rather than a blight, is to mistake a fever dream for reality. It is a dangerous delusion, a self-serving narrative spun to soothe a troubled conscience.

Costco: The Weight of Endless Aisles

Costco Wholesale, that behemoth of bulk, that cathedral of consumerism, is rarely subjected to genuine scrutiny. It’s a blue chip, they say, a stalwart in a sea of volatile fortunes. Its shares, having delivered a return of 188% in five years – a statistic recited with the reverence usually reserved for ancient prophecies – are considered sacrosanct. But even the most imposing structures, those built on foundations of discounted rotisserie chickens and oversized detergent bottles, require a careful assessment. The question isn’t merely whether to buy, sell, or hold in 2026, but to understand the quiet forces shaping its destiny, the subtle shifts in the collective desire that fuel its relentless expansion.

January’s Whisper: A Market Omen?

A half-hearted rally, you say? Precisely. It’s enough to tempt the naive, to lure them into the belief that a rising tide lifts all yachts – even the leaky ones. And we, the seasoned observers of this grand charade, simply raise an eyebrow and prepare for the inevitable correction. The market, after all, is not a rational actor. It’s a fickle beast, prone to fits of mania and despair. It responds to whispers and rumors, to the slightest shift in sentiment. One could almost believe a sorcerer is at work, manipulating the numbers for his own amusement.

A Spot of Income: Three Energy Stocks

Enbridge (ENB +1.68%) is, if you will, a most dependable sort. Offering a forward dividend yield of 5.6%, the company has been steadily increasing its payout for a positively impressive 30 years – a feat that would make even the most seasoned club treasurer raise an eyebrow. And, crucially, it continues to generate free cash flow with the sort of cheerful regularity that suggests a well-oiled machine.