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Ripple, ou comment faire un tour de magie avec la morgue de la finance : il teste aujourd’hui la limite inférieure de son pitoyable mini triangle d’ascension. Avec une résistance frisottante entre $2.65 et $2.70, et une ligne de tendance secrète vers $2.40, tout le monde retient son souffle. Ces triangles, généralement, annoncent une explosion à la hausse, mais là, c’est plutôt la tempête qui semble arriver.

There’s a stubbornness to Solana’s price, clinging to the $190 line like a farmer to his plow. If this hold lasts, the market might whisper of $240, a dream as distant as a desert mirage. 🌵

“India’s got everything! The youth, the tech skills, the fintech infrastructure, the digital economy that’s practically bursting at the seams,” says Teng, as if we didn’t already know this. With a population that could rival an entire continent, India is “tech-savvy” and “young”-key ingredients to fuel the crypto craze. Because, let’s face it, if you’re under 30 and have access to the internet, you’re practically a blockchain expert by default, right?

And here we are, debating whether Bitcoin can rival the steadfast US Treasuries. How quaint. It’s as if we’re trying to convince a tree to dance the waltz. 🌳💃

“This integration will enable local investors to tap global market liquidity efficiently…” as if they weren’t already drowning in local liquidity! 🤡 The SFC’s circulars, as dense as a medieval manuscript, now permit exchanges to share order books-after securing a written nod from the regulator. A process as simple as convincing a cat to wear a hat. 🐱

In a twist that’s more surprising than finding a stablecoin that actually stays stable, JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon has done a 180 on crypto. The guy who once scoffed at Bitcoin like it was a fad diet has now admitted, “Crypto is real. Blockchain is real. Stablecoins are real.” 🏦🔗 Yes, Jamie, we’ve been trying to tell you that for years. Better late than never, I suppose.

As if that wasn’t enough of a catastrophe to thrill the jesters, multiple security firms-from PeckShield to the delightful Mikko Ohtamaa-are racing against the clock, reporting that Balancer and its charming little doppelgängers are under attack. The losses? Rubbing shoulders with the billions-well, approximately $128.64 million, but who’s counting? Certainly not the hackers, apparently. 🕵️‍♂️💰