Bitcoin’s Parabolic Dance: Svenson’s Bullish Tango with M2

In a recent tête-à-tête with his 83,700 adoring YouTube followers, Svenson suggests that Bitcoin might just ascend another 30% from its current perch. Oh, what a climb! 🌟

In a recent tête-à-tête with his 83,700 adoring YouTube followers, Svenson suggests that Bitcoin might just ascend another 30% from its current perch. Oh, what a climb! 🌟

In this climate of exuberance, one must exercise prudence, deliberately seeking quality companies capable of justifying their lofty valuations with not mere projections of future earnings, but actual tangible growth. In such discerning circles, the shining prospects of three equally splendid yet disparate enterprises emerge: WM (Waste Management), International Business Machines (IBM), and Delta Air Lines (DAL) present themselves as alluring dividend stocks worth doubling down on this August.
In a particularly thrilling Friday post on X (don’t ask how they got there-maybe via a drive-thru?), Steak ‘n Shake gushed about its sales that jumped higher than my hopes of fitting into my favorite jeans post-holiday feasting. “Thanks a million to the Bitcoin community!” they exclaimed, right after Biglari rolled out their second quarter financials like a proud parent. Dan Edwards, the COO who probably dreams in stock prices and french fries, shared during a Bitcoin Conference (because where else would you discuss fries?!) that they’re “saving 50% in processing fees.” And folks, that’s the kind of maths I can get behind-Bitcoin, Burgers & Beyond sounded better than my love life! Who knew cryptocurrency could be so delicious? 🍕💖
Lucie points out, with the delicate tact of a rhinoceros doing ballet, that whilst everyone’s chatting about creating the next big thing for SHIB, very little has actually… materialized. The issue? Funding. It seems building stuff requires, and here’s the revolutionary bit, money. Who knew?

Take Costco, for example, a colossus whose narrative of ceaseless growth and operational mastery enchants the market. Yet beneath its façade of prosperity lies a paradox: its price-to-sales, price-to-earnings, and price-to-book ratios have soared far above their historical norms, a chilling reminder that the seductive story may be a mirage. To invest here is to acquiesce to a Kafkaesque absurdity-one must pay a premium for a narrative that, despite its brilliance, might be an illusion masking a bureaucratic trap.

Consider, if you will, the indices-the mighty S&P 500, the venerable Dow Jones Industrial Average, and the ever-innovative Nasdaq Composite. These are not mere numbers; they are the pulse of an empire, beating with the vigor of speculation and the frailty of overvaluation. The Shiller Price-to-Earnings Ratio, that grim arbiter of financial rectitude, has reached a multiple of nearly 39. Such heights have only been scaled twice before in the past century and a half. And what follows such peaks? A descent, often steep and calamitous, into the abyss of correction.

Revenue clocked in at $167.7 billion, while diluted earnings per share landed at $1.68, both figures surpassing consensus estimates with the kind of ease usually reserved for Olympic sprinters or particularly smug cats. But before we all start throwing ticker-tape parades for Jeff Bezos’ brainchild, let us pause and consider what these numbers mean in the grand tapestry of Amazon’s existence-a story so improbable it might as well involve aliens, time travel, or possibly both. (Though if anyone could make intergalactic retail work, it’s probably them.)
Community members are now suggesting burning $20B in tokens to make scarcity cool again. But Pi Network? They’re rolling with the vibe of “Why reduce supply when you can just… not?” 🤷♂️
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