Given that the customers are still in the initial stages of adopting AI technology, investors can anticipate further growth for Palantir. This projection is backed by analysts’ predictions about the expansion of AI, as the total AI market is forecasted to surge from billions of dollars currently, to exceed $2 trillion in a short span of time.
Apparently, he’s convinced that Trump’s wartime economic policies are the secret sauce here. Because who wouldn’t want to link cryptocurrency to a former reality TV star’s economic strategies? Must be all the extra spending on… what exactly? More gold-plated toilet seats? 😂
Instead of opting for multiple stocks, I would single out Brookfield Corporation (BN) as my top choice. This globally recognized investment company boasts an impressive history of enhancing shareholder value, a trend I anticipate will persist in the future.
Starting from January 2025, notable stock indices like the S&P 500, Nasdaq Composite, and the Dow Jones Industrial Average have experienced a rollercoaster ride of highs and lows. For instance, from the closing on April 2 to April 9, the S&P 500 suffered one of its top five largest two-day percentage drops (-10.5%) since 1950, while also recording its biggest single-day point increase since its creation.
On X (formerly Twitter), Kiyosaki warns that the “biggest crash in history” is coming. Because nothing says “I’m a visionary” like predicting doom with a straight face. 🤯
Donald Trump, that indomitable 80-year-old who once sold “Trump 2028” caps like they were last-minute tickets to Siberia, now languishes at 3% odds. The U.S. Constitution, that ancient parchment of restraint, seems to have outmaneuvered him. Yet his supporters, undeterred, pour $148k into the void, as if money could rewrite history. 🔄
“I follow the patterns of what’s happened in the past,” Theodorou intoned, as if channeling the ghost of a 14th-century monk who charted the rise and fall of empires with a quill dipped in Bitcoin. He foresees a cycle where Bitcoin ascends to new highs, then collapses like a soufflé, paving the way for altcoins to “catch up and do their little thing.” Imagine a cosmic ballet where Bitcoin pirouettes gracefully before tripping over its own tail, leaving altcoins to perform a drunken jig. 🦄
To herald this joyous occasion, an airdrop shall rain down like confetti at a wedding! Swapfone shall generously bestow 200 Pi tokens upon a fortunate ten users who regale us with tales of their mining exploits—how long has our dear community been questing for Pi before it boldly launched its mainnet? What a charming proposal! 🎉
Lo! A new rumor flits about: the notion that the odds of a settlement dancing into existence between Ripple and the SEC by the fateful date of August 15, 2025, lie somewhere between a gambling man’s blissful dream of 70% and the fear of failure at 90%! 🎲 Supporters are convinced that Judge Analisa Torres’ earlier musings have tied the SEC in knots, leaving them scrambling. According to this tale, what remains is but a final report from the SEC, a document of such weight that it could mend a thousand broken hearts—or at least this one case!
Global crypto exchange MEXC (yes, them again) has apparently solved the “problem” of actually using a brokerage account by letting you gamble on U.S. stocks with USDT instead. No fees! No paperwork! Just pure, unfiltered financial delusion straight from your phone while you ignore your Tinder matches.
