While the market’s having a meltdown, Bitcoin’s doing the cha-cha slide into Binance. The world’s largest exchange is now the hero we didn’t know we needed. According to our data wizard, CryptoQuant, Binance’s BTC reserves are booming. Meanwhile, other exchanges are watching their balances vanish faster than your patience during a bear market. 🧙♂️
And just to spice things up, Bitcoin, that brave little engine, flirted dangerously close to the $100k mark on Tuesday, only to scoot back like it saw a ghost. The whole crypto circus is in full swing, it seems.
According to Fox Business-which, let’s be real, is about as neutral as a buttered skillet-the resolution’s target is as clear as a summer sky: Trump, his family, and every elected official from sea to shining sea. The goal? To stop them from turning the presidency into a carnival game where the prize is a suitcase full of Bitcoin. 🎪
According to a filing submitted to the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission on November 04, 2025, Yong Rong (HK) Asset Management Ltd liquidated its entire holding in Futu Holdings Limited during the third quarter. The firm sold approximately 478,200 shares, with an estimated transaction value of $59.1 million, reducing its position from 14.3% of AUM to zero. A tidy exit, one might say, though “tidy” is a word that makes me think of tax forms and funerals.
And let’s not forget the whales, those giant, greedy sea creatures who just decided to dump a billion DOGE tokens. Because nothing says “I’m rich” like throwing money into the void, right? 🐠
IVV, the elder of the two, carried the burden of a lower expense ratio like a farmer’s plow-steady, unyielding. Its dividends, though modest, fell like rain in a parched land. QQQ, meanwhile, wore its higher fees as a jeweler’s chain, gleaming with the promise of 30% returns in a single year, though its dividend yield was but a whisper. The numbers, like the dust on a forgotten ledger, told a tale of trade-offs: one for patience, the other for ambition.
The price of Ethereum? Oh, it’s back to where it was a year ago. Progress, right? 🚀✨
On the frostbitten morning of November 3, 2025, a missive etched in Ethereum’s eternal ledger fluttered into the void. “Dear Architect of Chaos,” it began, a love letter to the unknown. “Claim your 20 ETH and return the cursed KNINE tokens-else fade into obscurity, you magnificent scoundrel.” 🎩🐾 The terms? A dance of atomic precision: return the loot, claim the gold. But lo! The clock ticks-a mere 28 days to decide one’s legacy. Will our antihero choose redemption or ruin? 🕰️💣
Bitcoin, that modern-day Icarus, continued its nosedive on Tuesday U.S. hours, plummeting below $102,000 with the elegance of a soufflé meeting a ceiling fan. The lows of October 10’s crash? A mere footnote in its descent. 🛫💥
Ah, the theater of sanctions! The U.S. Treasury, with its solemn face and heavy hand, has struck again, this time against a cabal of North Korean bankers and their institutions. Their crime? Laundering millions in cryptocurrency, the digital gold of our age, tied to cyberattacks and schemes as illicit as they are ingenious. All to feed the insatiable maw of Pyongyang’s weapons programs. 🚀
