Bitcoin: A Ten-Year Itch

Over the last decade, a particular digital asset – Bitcoin, to be precise – has experienced a price appreciation that could politely be described as ‘significant’. (Approximately 22,000%, as of January 26th. Which is, statistically speaking, a lot.) The question, naturally, is whether this upward momentum will continue. My admittedly speculative prediction is that it might, potentially rising tenfold over the next ten years. (This prediction, it should be noted, comes with the standard disclaimer: past performance is no guarantee of future results. Especially in a universe governed by chaos theory and the unpredictable whims of market participants.)

Eos Energy: A Transaction Observed

The figures, coldly presented, conceal the intricate choreography of incentive and obligation. The weighted average purchase price of $16.04, as reported, feels a deliberate obscuring of the true cost – the cost not in currency, but in the erosion of trust, in the acceptance of a system where personal gain is so readily interwoven with the fate of the enterprise. The market close price of $16.19 on that same day merely confirms the relentless, often inscrutable, logic of speculation.

Mirum: A Fragile Hope in the Biotech Wasteland

The pursuit of profit, you see, is not a purely mathematical equation. It is a moral struggle, a test of endurance against the inherent chaos of the human condition. Mirum, like all its brethren in the biotech realm, is engaged in this Sisyphean task, forever pushing the boulder of research and development uphill, knowing full well that it may yet come crashing down.

Planet Labs: A Director’s Sale & My Increasing Discomfort

The weighted average purchase price was $26.96, and the market close on the 21st was $26.38. See? They could just tell you that plainly. But no. They have to add all this extra…stuff. It’s like they’re actively trying to obfuscate the information. I swear, some people just want to watch the world burn…or at least make my job needlessly complicated.

Intel: A Year of Static and Potential

The stock had been up 111% over the past year, which is, admittedly, impressive. It felt like a late-stage party where everyone pretended the fun hadn’t already peaked. The optimism, fueled by promises of turnarounds and a surprising influx of cash from Nvidia, SoftBank, and the U.S. government (who, let’s be honest, are always looking for a good investment, or at least, the appearance of one), was…fragile. The recent guidance, though, was the equivalent of the band announcing they were taking a break mid-song. Investors, predictably, panicked. They started booking profits, as if anticipating a very long, awkward silence.

Tech ETFs: A Mostly Harmless Diversification Guide

SOXX, as the name suggests, focuses with laser-like intensity on semiconductor companies. Think of it as a very specialized magnifying glass trained on the silicon heart of the digital age. FTEC, on the other hand, casts a much wider net, encompassing a broad swathe of the entire technology sector. This comparison will attempt to dissect their fees, performance, and inherent risk – a task not unlike attempting to herd cats wearing tiny, flashing LED lights.

Markets & Regrets: A 2026 Outlook

For two decades, U.S. stocks have hogged the spotlight. But diversification, that sensible idea, keeps popping up. International stocks had their moments before – the mid-2000s, for instance. History, if you bother to look, offers a few clues. It’s just that most people don’t bother.

Apple and the Shifting Sands of Progress

The criticisms leveled against Apple – that it has not yet unveiled a revolutionary artificial intelligence – are born of a peculiar impatience. The world demands novelty, yet forgets that true innovation is rarely born of haste. Tim Cook, the current steward of this vast enterprise, has revealed that over two billion, three hundred and fifty million devices bear the Apple mark, scattered across the globe. A staggering number, representing not merely a collection of metal and glass, but a web of connection, a subtle dominion over the habits and desires of humankind. And this number, he assures us, continues to grow. One may conservatively estimate, therefore, that over a billion iPhones now reside in the pockets and purses of the world’s inhabitants. This is not merely a market share; it is a form of presence, a quiet ubiquity that few companies can rival.

Whales Weep, Wallets Wail: $1B Liquidation Sends BTC Tumbling

From the lofty heights of $90,000, where it stood but days ago, the cryptocurrency has been cast down, its losses stretching to a staggering $15,000. The gods of finance, it seems, have chosen this moment to remind us of our frailty, our hubris, and the folly of placing faith in numbers that dance on the edge of chaos.