Boyd Group: Polishing the Dents

The filing dates back to February, a cold month for illusions. AYAL, it seems, has decided to bet on the endless cycle of collision and repair. A 3.23% slice of their reportable assets, devoted to fixing what’s been broken. A pragmatic move, or a confession that everything will eventually break? The numbers dance: $15.05 million in NVRI, $14.21 in SEI, and so on. Boyd, at $9.26 million, sits among them. A cog in the machine, polished and presented.

Pepe’s Unexpected Bounce

The question, of course, is whether this is a genuine rally, a fleeting moment of exuberance, or simply the digital equivalent of a hiccup. It’s a bit like trying to predict the weather in Britain – you can make an educated guess, but you’re probably going to be wrong. For months now, the trend has been decidedly downward, a relentless parade of selling pressure that has left many investors clinging to their holdings with the tenacity of a barnacle.

Clear Secure: A Most Curious Ascent

The fourth quarter of 2025 saw Clear Secure amass $240.8 million in revenue – a rise of nearly 17% over the previous year. This, we are informed, is largely due to an increase in membership – a staggering 32% – bringing the total to 38 million souls willingly submitting to biometric scanning for the privilege of slightly less queuing. A truly remarkable achievement, though one wonders if they offer a frequent flyer program for the scanners themselves.

Brookdale’s Rise & Retreat: A Cautionary Tale

The filing speaks plainly enough: 762,100 shares, gone. A complete exit. The fund, it seems, decided to collect its winnings rather than gamble on further gains. One doesn’t begrudge a man taking profit, especially in a world where tomorrow is never guaranteed. It’s the why that lingers, a shadow on the ledger.

CoreWeave: Assessing Sustained Growth in AI Infrastructure

The company’s share price has increased by 123% since its market debut in March 2025. This initial surge, exceeding 300% by late June 2025, has since moderated, currently reflecting a 51% decline from its 52-week high. This volatility warrants scrutiny, particularly given broader market concerns surrounding the sustainability of capital expenditure within the artificial intelligence infrastructure sector.

NuScale & the Atomic Hustle

This ONCE Capital now holds 1.3160% of the fund’s assets in SMR. A percentage small enough to be dismissed, yet large enough to warrant a raised eyebrow. It’s a bit like investing in a perpetual motion machine – the potential is thrilling, the probability… less so. Still, one must admire the audacity.

USA Rare Earth: A Slow Bloom

The company, as the name implies, aspires to alter that. A vertically integrated operation, they call it. Mining the ore, processing the metals, crafting the magnets… a complete chain, forged in the American West. It’s a noble thought, of course. There are so few attempting such a thing these days. One can almost count them on the fingers of one hand, which, admittedly, is a rather limited counting method.

Market Fever Dream: Dividend Plays for the Coming Crash

Industrials, energy, consumer staples, utilities, materials… they’re holding the whole damn thing together with duct tape and wishful thinking. A temporary reprieve, a fragile illusion. The rot is setting in, and it’s time to reposition. Time to get serious. Forget about “growth” – that’s for suckers and venture capitalists high on their own supply. We’re talking about survival now. About building a fortress against the coming economic hurricane.

Molson Coors: A Beer with a Side of Sadness

They were already feeling a little flat after last week’s earnings report – numbers that suggested people are maybe, possibly, drinking slightly less beer. Groundbreaking, I know. But then Bank of America decided to kick them while they’re down, issuing an “Underperform” rating. It’s a fancy way of saying, “We don’t think this stock is going to win any beauty contests.”

Signet: A Sparkly Swindle?

This Signet, they own a whole collection of shops – Zales, Kay, Jared, even a place called Pagoda (sounds like a villain from a penny dreadful). They’re everywhere, these shops, lurking in shopping centres like glittering spiders, waiting to catch unsuspecting customers. And now they’ve got their hands on online sellers too, like Blue Nile and Diamonds Direct. Two thousand six hundred shops around the world! It’s a monstrous number, really. Enough to give you the shivers.