According to the wise sages of the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals, Yuga Labs still has to prove that Ripps and Cahen’s latest NFT collection—titled something like “Ryder Ripps Bored Ape Yacht Club” (because who doesn’t love a good parody that sounds just like the original?)—is likely to confuse the average non-fungible token shopper. I mean, come on, who can keep track of all these mutant monkey art projects? 🐒💸
With a market cap ballooning to $29.3 billion, Tron has now gallantly passed Cardano in value for the very first time this quarter—who would have thought? It’s like watching a tortoise outpace a hare after an afternoon nap. 🐢💤
And guess what? The guy claims he owns zero Bitcoin! Zero! Like he’s on some exclusive Ethereum-only diet. It’s like being in a trendy vegan restaurant and refusing to even look at the steak. A real outlier in the crypto world, this guy. What a character! 🍆
And what’s this? A trade volume bumping around like it’s got a chip on its shoulder, up 1.30% to a dazzling $1.27 billion? Someone call the paramedics; there’s been a serious case of excitement around here!
In the second quarter of this year, AT&T reported a total revenue of $30.8 billion, marking a 3.5% increase compared to the same period last year. The growth in GAAP net income was more significant, with the telecom giant earning $4.5 billion in net income compared to $3.5 billion during the same quarter last year. Additionally, their non-GAAP per-share net income increased from $0.51 per share in Q2 of 2024 to $0.54 per share this year.
The company is responsible for creating sophisticated lithography machines, which chip manufacturers like Nvidia (NVDA) and Broadcom (AVGO) utilize to fabricate their chips. ASML’s extreme ultraviolet (EUV) systems offer a record-breaking number of transistors per silicon wafer, boosting precision and reducing manufacturing expenses. These machines serve as the driving force behind the artificial intelligence (AI) evolution.
Today, Dogecoin is experiencing a downturn due to investor responses to certain legislative updates and cashing out following the substantial bullish surge in the crypto market over the past few months. Despite some recent dips in trading, the meme coin’s value has increased by approximately 26.5% within the last week and an impressive 51% over the last three months.
Is the size of this 7,665-share sale similar to the typical trade size that Cannon-Brookes has made in the past? Indeed, it aligns with the median trade size (approximately 7,948 shares) observed from his trades between September 18, 2024, and July 15, 2025, suggesting he’s sticking to his established pattern of selling.
This initiative, albeit modest in its inception, sought to charm a multitude of sellers into the Bitcoin fold. One Owen Jennings, a dignitary at Block, announced on that revered medium, the social media, the joyful news, proclaiming that they were “onboarding our first few Square sellers for the new native bitcoin acceptance experience.” A proclamation that echoes through the corridors of commerce! 🎉
In the second quarter, ServiceNow surpassed analyst predictions significantly, reporting a 22.5% increase in revenue and a 31% rise in adjusted earnings per share. Moreover, their Remaining Performance Obligations (RPO), which indicates future income from existing customer contracts, experienced a substantial jump of 29%, reaching an impressive $23.9 billion.
