The truly sensible course, naturally, is to simply buy and hold decent stocks. A bit pedestrian, perhaps, but undeniably effective. These leveraged contraptions are, at best, a frivolous distraction. A rather expensive one, at that. One imagines the marketing chaps are having a perfectly ripping time, though. Preying on the anxieties of the insufficiently informed is, sadly, a time-honored profession.
The thing about long-term investing is it sounds so…responsible. So grown-up. I keep telling myself I’ll become a disciplined long-term investor. Then I see a shiny new tech stock and it’s all over. It’s a pattern, really. A deeply ingrained pattern. But Buffett, he actually does it. Or, he did. And now he’s…adjusting the portfolio. Which is code for “selling some things.”
For the first time ever, Ethereum’s proof-of-stake (PoS) contract is holding more than half of the total ETH supply. According to Santiment, over 80.95 million ETH (50.18% of the supply) is locked in staking! Holders are committing to securing the network like I commit to avoiding eye contact with my neighbors.
The prevailing explanation, offered by those who traffic in headlines and pronouncements, is this: artificial intelligence, that mechanical phantom, threatens to disrupt the very foundations of these digital empires. A most convenient scapegoat, wouldn’t you agree? To blame a machine for the inherent volatility of human fancy!
One must consider the broader currents. The years following the pandemic saw a deluge of cheap capital, a veritable flood of liquidity, enabling developers to erect these steel and concrete mausoleums at an alarming rate. A glut of space, naturally, dampened occupancy and strangled rental rates. It was as if the market, in a fit of generosity, had provided too much room for everyone’s excess baggage. A most illogical outcome. But the tides, it seems, are beginning to turn. CubeSmart reported a flicker of life in the third quarter – a modest increase in move-in rates, the first such instance in years. And Extra Space Storage, that behemoth of belongings, noted a similar, though equally tentative, resurgence. A promising sign, perhaps, but one must not mistake a swallow for a summer. The market, like a mischievous imp, delights in false dawns.
NextEra, with its Florida Power & Light backbone, has always been…substantial. But to witness it actually grow? Quite the novelty. One had rather assumed Florida was full enough, but the influx of population and, crucially, those data centers…they require a prodigious appetite for electricity. It’s transforming a typically predictable income stream into something approaching a growth stock. One almost feels a pang of sympathy for the accountants.
The problem, as far as one can tell, is the CEO, Tim Go, has taken a “voluntary leave of absence.” Voluntary. That’s… reassuring? It’s like when someone says they’re “taking a break” from their marriage. You just know something is up. Franklin Myers, the chairperson, is stepping in as interim CEO. Which, fine. But it feels… temporary. Like putting a plaster on a broken leg.
However, before we all rush to sell everything and invest in something reliably boring – say, artisanal cheese futures – it’s worth remembering that these companies are, in theory, spending all this money to automate things. To make processes less… process-y. The idea is that AI will contribute to the global economy in ways that are, if not entirely predictable, at least statistically probable. (Though, of course, statistics are just a polite way of saying “educated guesses”.)
Adjust, that purveyor of metrics and analytics, has declared – before the assembled multitudes of the market, naturally – that installations of these applications have increased by ten percent in the past year. And sessions, those fleeting moments of engagement, by seven percent. A triumph, one might say, though whether it signifies true progress or merely a greater number of distractions remains a question for the philosophers.
The share price has gone up 330% in the last year. 330%! That’s… a lot. And the narrative is, of course, that this will continue because of chip shortages and higher prices. It’s all very neat and tidy. But here’s where I get twitchy. These booms never last, do they? It’s a basic economic principle, like gravity or the inevitability of bad dates. The question isn’t if it will end, but when and how much damage will be done when it does. So, let’s dig a little deeper, shall we? Just to soothe my nerves, mostly.