ENA: The Stablecoin That’s Stealing Sleep (And $360M)
ENA, Ethena’s native token, now clings to the third spot in the stablecoin hierarchy, trailing Tether and Circle like a lost puppy. Yet here comes StablecoinX, brandishing its $360 million PIPE (a fancy name for a money grab) to expand its ENA dominion. The plan? A five-year renewable partnership with Ethena, where a joint investment committee will presumably argue over how to squander the funds. Classic capitalism: transparency meets chaos.