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Cantor Fitzgerald and H.C. Wainwright, those venerable institutions, already held a favorable view of Rezolve AI, predicting prices of $8 and $10 per share, respectively. A quaint notion, really, like predicting the weight of a cloud. Mr. VanVliet of Cantor, a man clearly susceptible to optimism, merely reiterated his ‘Overweight’ rating, citing a strong December and ‘lofty’ 2026 plans. Lofty, indeed. As if plans alone could conjure revenue. He posits that if the company meets its guidance, it will prove retailers crave AI-driven analytics. A rather bold claim, considering the number of retailers currently sustained by nothing more than wishful thinking and strategically placed mannequins. He deems his 12-month target “conservative” in hindsight. A sentiment one might reserve for a particularly small puddle.

The infrastructure is there, built on the backs of miners and the electricity bills of ordinary folk. But the revenue? Still a shadow. They promise it will materialize. Promises are cheap, like the dreams sold to those who believe a machine can solve their problems.

As of the twelfth chime of the clock, Eaton shares have ascended 4.6%. A considerable sum, one might observe, for a company dealing in… well, power and electrical components. A rather prosaic realm, wouldn’t you agree? Yet, the markets, like capricious gods, favor the unexpected.

Folks are askin’ which of these two giants is the better wager. Well, let me tell ye, after lookin’ at the lay of the land, it ain’t much of a contest. Eli Lilly, by a country mile. Now, don’t go rushin’ off to empty yer pockets just yet. Let’s unravel why.

Currently, LyondellBasell Industries, Alexandria Real Estate Equities, and Conagra Brands occupy the top three positions in this dubious ranking. Before any investment is considered, a thorough accounting of their circumstances is required. To proceed otherwise is to gamble, not invest.

Constellation, in recent times, had enjoyed a period of prosperity, its fortunes rising with the insatiable demand for energy generated by these new ‘data centers’ – vast, humming cathedrals dedicated to the storage and processing of information. The company’s holdings in nuclear power, once viewed with a degree of apprehension by some, had become a source of considerable strength, providing a reliable, if somewhat costly, means of satisfying this burgeoning appetite. One might almost say the company had become intoxicated by its own success, believing the upward trajectory would continue indefinitely, a delusion common to all who dwell within the gilded cage of prosperity.

For the fourth quarter, management anticipates an 8% increase in sales, excluding the artificial inflation provided by an extra week on their calendar – a trick as old as accounting itself. Comparable store sales are expected to rise by 5%. A modest triumph, perhaps, but in these times, even a slight uptick feels like a reprieve from the encroaching darkness. They project roughly $0.45 in adjusted earnings per share for 2025, placing the stock at 23 times earnings. A valuation that suggests either remarkable confidence or a collective delusion. One hesitates to judge.

The earnings, of course, have soared. A vulgar display, almost. Double, triple digits… numbers that mock the slow, steady accrual of honest dividends. And the stock price? A rocket aimed at the heavens, fueled by the boundless optimism of speculators. Yet, beneath the surface of this euphoria, a disquieting question lingers: how long can this fever dream persist? The spending on AI, relentless as it is, is not infinite. A slowdown, a mere tremor in the relentless march of progress, could send shivers through this entire edifice. One cannot help but feel a certain… pity for those who have staked their fortunes on this volatile beast.

Amazon and Alphabet, like any successful enterprise, have mastered the art of appearing indispensable. They’ve insinuated themselves into the daily routines of a considerable portion of the globe, collecting data and, naturally, capital with the efficiency of a well-oiled machine. This foundation, if one can call it that, is what sustains the shareholder faith. Let us examine these behemoths more closely, shall we?