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But fear not, dear investors! There’s still a glimmer of hope that some brave souls may swoop in to buy up this beleaguered altcoin before the clock strikes midnight on New Year’s Eve.

They strutted onto the stage, charted their volatile courses-gold with its dramatic swings, a true prima donna, and Bitcoin with a more understated, dimmer spotlight, gently building momentum like a shy poet. 📈🎭

For those with short memories or just a penchant for optimism, Lux hints that in 2026, the stock could soar by a staggering 402%. All it takes is BTC to rally a modest 40% annually and Metaplanet to ramp up its BTC holdings to 100,000 by 2026, doubling to 210,000 by 2027. Easy peasy, right? Just the small matter of Bitcoin mooning again. 🚀✨

This latest move focuses less on headline announcements and more on regulatory fine-tuning, a pattern often seen as ETF applications move deeper into the SEC review process. It’s like trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube while blindfolded and wearing socks on your hands. 🧩🧦

Once upon a time, in the magical land of November, Pi Network reached the glorious height of $0.279. But lo! It has now descended to an annual low of $0.192, where it languished last week like a sad holiday turkey left uneaten. 🍗

Key Takeaways (Because Even Bored Markets Need Drama)

The Virtual Asset Service Providers bill (or VASPY, as absolutely no one calls it) has finally lumbered into existence, much to the delight of crypto nerds and the despair of traditional bankers clutching their gold-plated abacuses. Governor Johnson Asiama, looking suspiciously pleased, announced this grand scheme with all the fanfare of a man who’s just discovered his piggy bank now runs on Ethereum.

At 14, this prodigy stumbled upon cryptocurrency while scavenging for pirated music-a modern-day Robin Hood, stealing from the rich to entertain himself. With the audacity of youth, he queried the SEC on the creation of new marketplaces. At 16, he gambled on Ethereum at $0.30, a presale that would later mock the foolishness of those who ignored it. 🌐

The interesting thing is, they’re mostly not running screaming for the exit. There have been a few days where people decided perhaps a screaming exit was sensible, but those were paltry sums – less than $33 million each time. Which, let’s be honest, is probably the cost of a particularly lavish crypto conference.