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The company, purveyors of AI software – which, let’s be honest, sounds suspiciously like something from a particularly ambitious science fiction novel – reported quarterly results that could generously be described as ‘robust’ on February 2nd, 2026. Yet, by the end of the week, the market had decided that ‘robust’ was, in fact, ‘slightly less robust than anticipated,’ and Palantir’s stock value had diminished by approximately 8%. A staggering $28 billion simply…vanished. (One hopes it didn’t fall into a dimensional rift. Accounting for dimensional rifts is, as you might imagine, a nightmare.)

The thing is, it’s not just Bitcoin. Everything feels… precarious. My brother-in-law, a software engineer, keeps muttering about “corrections” and “down rounds.” He’s started brewing his own kombucha, which is always a bad sign. And it’s not like you can run to gold or silver for safety. Those prices are doing this weird little dance of their own, like they’re trying to avoid eye contact with the rest of the market. It feels less like a correction and more like everyone simultaneously remembered they have bills to pay.

However, let us not mistake a temporary correction for a crisis of imagination. The expansion of this industry is not merely probable; it is, dare I say, inevitable. ARK Invest’s Cathie Wood, a woman not given to understatement, anticipates a surge from a current $500 billion to a staggering $1.4 trillion by 2030 – a forecast echoed by the impeccably sensible analysts at Gartner. It is a sum that would make even a king envious, though I suspect most kings would squander it on less sensible pursuits.

Yet, even in such moments of irrationality, the discerning observer may detect opportunity. The precipitous decline has drawn the attention of those who seek not to participate in the panic, but to acquire value. The stock has begun a tentative recovery, and a more sober consideration of AMD’s underlying performance suggests a potential for further, substantial gains. It is a lesson in the enduring power of fundamentals, though one frequently obscured by the clamor of the crowd.

The news lately, mostly from Elon Musk himself (a man who communicates with the same frenetic energy as a hummingbird on espresso), suggests things are…progressing. Apparently, there are over 500 of these things ferrying passengers around Austin and San Francisco. He anticipates doubling that number monthly. Monthly! It reminds me of my Aunt Mildred claiming she’d perfected a recipe for perpetual motion fruitcake. It sounds impressive until you consider the sheer logistical improbability.

This index, once a reflection of the nation’s smokestacks, has transformed. From a dozen companies rooted in the tangible world of iron and coal, it now embraces thirty entities, many of them phantoms built on data and desire. Over the last decade, it has marked thirty-two thousand-point milestones, a relentless climb. But milestones, like tombstones, only mark the passing of time, not the quality of the journey.

Investors, those eternally anxious souls, are fretting that these AI contraptions will diminish the demand for existing products. The panic began months ago, but truly blossomed when Anthropic unleashed ‘Cowork’ – a conversational assistant that promises to automate everything from sales pitches to legal loopholes. One imagines a world where accountants are replaced by algorithms, and lawyers by…well, slightly more sophisticated algorithms. A frightening prospect, naturally, for those who profit from complication.

The question isn’t whether these drugs work – they clearly do. It’s whether Lilly can turn this temporary weight-loss obsession into a decades-long, millionaire-making opportunity. Because let’s be real, diets are fleeting. But a pharmaceutical company that can help you maintain your jeans size while still enjoying a full-fat latte? That’s a business model I can get behind. From an investor’s perspective, naturally.