Sandisk: A Glint of Metal in the Static

Data storage. Sounds dull, doesn’t it? Like watching paint dry. But everything runs on storage. Every dream, every scheme, every cat video. Sandisk makes the boxes that hold it all. They deal in the hard stuff – the silicon and circuits. And right now, that’s where the money is, if you know where to look.

Renewable Energy: Assessing Potential for 2026

The iShares Global Clean Energy ETF has yet to fully recover from the correction experienced in 2021, a factor that introduces a degree of caution. The current rally, therefore, necessitates a rigorous assessment of underlying drivers and potential sustainability.

The Illusion of Growth: A Market Testament

To select a single vessel for decades of investment—a preposterous notion, really, to place such faith in any system. Yet, if compelled to choose, one observes a pattern, a carefully curated semblance of stability within the broader chaos. The allure lies not in genuine security, but in the appearance of it, a palliative against the anxieties of the modern investor.

Western Union: A Penny Saved, a Realm Earned?

Over the last five years, the stock has performed with the enthusiasm of a troll guarding a particularly boring bridge – a decline of nearly 58%. Quarterly revenue and net income have been heading south with the migratory patterns of particularly pessimistic geese.1

Buffett’s Illusion of Control

The suggestion that retail investors might “emulate his philosophy” is, predictably, widespread. Here is presented a ‘simple test’ – a comforting narrative for those who prefer the appearance of control to the acceptance of risk.

3M: From Dustbins to Breakthroughs (Oy Vey!)

For years, 3M was a veritable fountain of invention, churning out over 1,000 new products annually. A thousand! That’s like a product a day, plus a few for good measure. But then they slowed down. They got…comfortable. By 2024, they were launching fewer than 170. It’s like a comedian who stopped writing jokes and just started telling knock-knock jokes. The audience will eventually riot. Luckily, 3M didn’t quite face a full-scale revolt, but their numbers were…uninspiring, to put it mildly.

Bitcoin: A Glimmer in the Darkness

Yet, to dismiss it entirely would be foolish. This Bitcoin… it’s a coiled spring, they say. Awaiting release. I suspect it will jump, yes. A hundred and seventeen percent, some predict, reaching for a $200,000 illusion. It’s a gamble, of course. Everything is a gamble when you have nothing left to lose.

Fluor: Building Things, Eventually

They’re currently chasing $3.3 billion in contracts, with a backlog of $28.2 billion. A substantial number, really. Enough to keep a lot of people busy, building things that will, eventually, be used. Or not. It rarely matters in the long run.