AI & The Market: A Rather Sensible Proposition

Predicting which of these digital darlings will flourish and which will simply… vanish, is, frankly, a pastime for optimists. One prefers a strategy that minimizes risk, a sort of financial umbrella against the inevitable squalls. And that, my dears, is where a carefully chosen Exchange Traded Fund – an ETF, for those keeping up – comes into play.

Tesla Earnings Preview: Navigating a Shifting Landscape

Recent data indicates a deceleration in vehicle delivery rates. Tesla reported deliveries exceeding 418,000 units in the fourth quarter, representing a 16% year-over-year decrease. Full-year deliveries reached 1.64 million, a decline of nearly 9% from the preceding year. These figures, while substantial in absolute terms, warrant careful consideration given the increasingly competitive landscape.

Intel: A Phoenix, Perhaps?

At the Consumer Electronics Show, they unveiled Panther Lake. A family of CPUs, you understand. Not a dynasty, not yet. But the first to be born from the Intel 18A process. A process, they claim, that represents a ‘significant leap.’ One imagines the engineers, pale and exhausted, whispering incantations over silicon wafers. Early reports are… encouraging. PCWorld, a publication not known for its excessive modesty, declared, and I quote, “Intel doesn’t suck anymore.” A statement of such profound simplicity, it borders on philosophy. Panther Lake promises battery life, performance, even a foray into the realm of handheld gaming. A bold move, considering Intel’s recent tendency towards… caution. Nova Lake follows, a more ambitious undertaking. And then there’s Serpent Lake, a whispered rumor of collaboration with Nvidia. A pact with the… well, never mind. It may prove a chimera, but one can dream. The question isn’t whether Intel can build chips, but whether they have the courage to truly innovate.

Quantum Computing: A Descent and Ascent

Following a period of, shall we say, excessive enthusiasm in 2024 – a surge of approximately 1,710% – Quantum Computing encountered a recalibration. This recalibration, predictably, proved to be asymmetrical, a downward correction disproportionate to any discernible change in fundamental reality. It registered as the weakest performance amongst its cohort of quantum-focused entities.

Rocket Lab: A Peculiar Ascent

Rocket Lab Launch

While the broader market – that vast, chaotic bazaar known as the S&P 500 and its more excitable cousin, the Nasdaq Composite – enjoyed a respectable climb, Rocket Lab distinguished itself. It wasn’t merely carried by the tide, oh no. It appears to have sprouted wings, or perhaps a particularly efficient series of combustion chambers. This ascent coincided, naturally, with impressive sales – though what constitutes ‘impressive’ when one is selling access to the heavens is a question for theologians and accountants – and a flurry of agreements. And then, of course, there is the matter of SpaceX. That behemoth, poised to enter the public market, casting a long, shimmering shadow over all who dare to dream of escaping Earth’s gravity.

The Nasdaq & S&P 500: A Most Curious Spectacle

Both are managed by the same house of Invesco, yet their philosophies diverge sharply. QQQ, a devotee of the grand and glittering, concentrates its affections upon the largest companies listed on the Nasdaq, with a particular fondness for those engaged in the art of technology. RSP, by contrast, affects a democratic spirit, distributing its patronage equally amongst all 500 members of the S&P 500. A most peculiar arrangement, wouldn’t you agree?

AbbVie: A Five-Year Look, By Gum!

AbbVie’s got a whole stable of medicines, treatin’ everything under the sun. But two in particular are pullin’ most of the weight: Skyrizi and Rinvoq. They’re addressin’ a heap of ailments – eczema, arthritis, the lot. Seems these two have surprised even the folks runnin’ the company, and that’s sayin’ somethin’.

Robinhood: A Life Raft or Just a Very Colorful Dinghy?

The question, naturally, is whether acquiring shares in Robinhood at this particular moment in spacetime might, shall we say, set you up for life. A rather grand ambition, isn’t it? (One imagines a life consisting entirely of exotic fruit, perfectly brewed tea, and a complete avoidance of user agreements.) It’s a tempting proposition, but one requiring a degree of scrutiny that extends beyond a cursory glance at the share price. I suspect the answer, as is so often the case with financial matters, is…complicated.

XRP in ’26: A Calculated Gamble

I’m putting it out there: a new all-time high for XRP this year, ending above $4. Bold? Maybe. Stupid? Possibly. But I’ve stared into the abyss of crypto charts for far too long to ignore the occasional flicker of… something. It’s a long shot, absolutely, but then again, aren’t all the best investments? The ones that keep you up at night, questioning your life choices?

Lumen’s Climb: A Tech Stock’s Second Act

The market always has its darlings. Last year, it seemed Lumen had caught a fleeting glance from the fickle goddess of speculation. New deals, whispers about AI… it was a cocktail of hope and hype. The kind that usually leaves a bad taste, but this time, it lingered.