Ten years hence, another chapter unfolded-“Secret Master Plan, Part 2”-which expanded upon these foundations with greater complexity but still retained tangible goals: new vehicles, solar integration, and self-driving capabilities. Each goal formed a thread in the tapestry of innovation, weaving together ambition and feasibility.
To understand this remarkable trajectory, one must consider both macroeconomic tailwinds and sector-specific contributions. The index had already rebounded significantly from its 2009 financial crisis lows by the start of the decade in question. Achieving a total return of 310% on top of that recovery underscores the resilience and adaptability of the U.S. equity markets.
An exchange-traded fund (ETF) that channels this philosophy is akin to a compass in the labyrinth. It assures the traveler-be they novice or initiate-that their path is paved with stones of measured risk. By anchoring one’s portfolio to such a fund, the investor frees themselves to wander the more volatile corridors of the market, their core untouched by tempests.
World Liberty Financial (WLFI), the DeFi darling endorsed by the Trump family, finally hit exchanges faster than you can say “Make Crypto Great Again.” Priced at $0.20, WLFI stormed onto decentralized platforms like Uniswap and centralized giants like Binance alike, raking in over $60 million in trading volume within hours. Donald Trump Jr., ever the wordsmith, declared it a “big day” and promised WLFI would become the “governance backbone of a real ecosystem.” Presumably, he meant an ecosystem where freezing wallets and burning tokens is considered normal behavior.
You see, dear reader, the source of this hesitation lies in the hands of long-term holders (LTHs), those daring knights of the crypto realm, moving to secure their shiny profits, a dance so historic it could be etched in the annals of tragedy. With every swoosh of their mighty selling swords, the specter of price decline rears its head once again.
It was early this year, as the stock market trembled under the news of a rival AI chip model, DeepSeek R1, born in the distant lands of China, that investors found themselves momentarily bewildered. Whispers of this new, budget-friendly model crept through the digital corridors, casting doubt upon Nvidia’s future reign and momentarily diminishing its stock price. Ah, but such trivialities! As if a mere trinket could rival the monumental intellect of Nvidia’s next-gen chips. And then, there came tariffs-those bureaucratic ghouls that haunt the market’s every corner-slamming the stock down below $100 in early April. A fate that would have crushed mere mortals, but not Nvidia.
From the vaults of faceless corporations to the clattering rigs of miners, the Bitcoin world has become a ballet of greed. Publicly traded firms, once shy as virgins at a brothel, now waltz through the crypto markets with the swagger of a man who’s just remembered he’s rich. Mining firms, ETFs, and treasury departments-all play their part in this capitalist waltz, as if Bitcoin were a chessboard and they the pawns, not the kings.
In my ever-so-humble opinion, I have singled out four companies that stand to deliver a jolly good return as we shuffle through the remaining months of 2025 and into 2026. They’re worth your attention, darling-take notes.
The company’s recent performance, you see, is a study in contradictions. Five years hence, that $10,000 investment would now nestle in the nest-egg of $14,600-a paltry sum when measured against the fevered dreams of fivefold gain. Even with dividends, that sum swells to $16,400, a number that mocks the very notion of exponential ascent. And yet, is this not the tragedy of modern capitalism? To labor under the illusion of growth, only to find oneself shackled to the treadmill of mediocrity?
Let’s do the math. If Saylor’s right, Bitcoin’s 21 million coins would make the crypto’s fully diluted market cap $441 trillion. For context, that’s 105 times Nvidia’s valuation and eight times the S&P 500’s total. It’s also four times the global GDP. You’d need a calculator with a Ph.D. to process this. And yet, here we are.