Confessions of the Ether: Stocks, Speculators, and Sudden Surges (With Surprises)
BitMine Immersion Technologies, warrior in the mines of BTC, suddenly handed in its pickaxe, muttered something about back pain, and announced with grand airs, “From now on, it’s ETH in our coffers!” They call this a strategy. The market gnawed at their stocks, and BMNR closed up 27.17%, probably surprising even the janitor.