Yet the man is no monogamist of capital. Three erstwhile darlings-Alibaba, Meta, Alphabet-have been gently eased from his grasp, like autumn leaves surrendering to wind. Nvidia, meanwhile, grows like ivy upon his portfolio’s walls.
Well, here we are again, folks, in the wild world of cryptocurrencies, where 140 million Ethena (ENA) tokens decided to take a little vacation from the exchanges over a four-day span. According to the keen-eyed analyst Ali Martinez, the exchange supply plummeted from 1.3 billion to 1.16 billion ENA between August 17 and August 21, 2025. The chart, as clear as a Mississippi morning, confirmed the steady exodus of these digital tokens.
Enter the hallowed realm of the Schwab U.S. Dividend Equity ETF (SCHD), a vessel for those untethered souls seeking to anchor their investments in reliable, dividend-yielding stocks. With the grace of a seasoned angler, one might ponder the reasons this fund is worth a contemplative spot within one’s financial portfolio.
These filings, known as 13Fs, are the financial equivalent of a treasure map. They reveal which stocks, sectors, and trends have captured the attention of Wall Street’s most seasoned navigators. While Warren Buffett’s moves are scrutinized like a prophet’s prophecies, others, like billionaire Philippe Laffont of Coatue Management, have their own brand of alchemy. His recent actions? A tale worth telling.
Yet, the shadows of doubt now recede, at least temporarily. Nvidia’s stock, a mere 4% shy of its apotheosis, teeters on the precipice of a new ascent, its trajectory poised to mirror the capricious whims of a fickle fortune.
The crypto realm, a fragile ballet, added a mere 1% to its $3.86 trillion capitalization, a fleeting dance of hope amidst the shadows. 🕊️
The cycle clock ticks with absurd precision
The episode, creatively titled “Sickofancy,” is a masterclass in satire. It features a parade of tech executives, all eager to win Trump’s favor by showering him with gifts and praise. It’s like a modern-day court of kings, but with more Bitcoin and less chivalry. 🤑
Glassnode, that oracle of on-chain alchemy, reveals Ethereum’s futures volume has surged past Bitcoin’s, leaving BTC to sulk in the corner like a forgotten jester. The chart? A Picasso of chaos, where ETH’s dominance soars while BTC’s crumbles. 🖼️📉
One cannot but marvel at Ripple’s boldness-backing an automated scheme that aspires to a most unfashionable ambition: apprehending criminals before they can abscond with their ill-gotten gains. “How proactive!” one cries. The short explanation: Beacon endeavours to foil villains before they purchase that suspicious yacht. 🛥️
