Intel’s Stock Soars Amid Cosmic Coincidence and Government Shenanigans

Of course, such celestial goodwill rarely arrives without some sort of explanation-or at least, an excuse. In this case, two catalysts emerged from the swirling mists of economic uncertainty: one involving the Federal Reserve chair, Jerome Powell, whose speech managed to inspire hope for an interest rate cut next month; and another concerning whispers of a U.S. government investment in Intel so bizarre it might have been lifted straight out of a Douglas Adams novel (which is fitting, given the tone we’re aiming for here).






