Qian, a fugitive who mastered the art of “I’m not a criminal… I’m a wealth deity!” since 2017 (using expired passports and a Wikipedia of hilighter smearies), is now set for a London trial that feels like a real-life version of “The Attorney Inevitably Wins 😬.”
Ledger, the French company that’s basically the Fort Knox of crypto wallets, is plotting a public listing next year. Because what says “trust” better than going public while hackers are busy robbing exchanges like it’s Black Friday at the mall? 🛍️
Chainlink (LINK) price is up 7% over the past 24 hours, currently trading around $16.20. The daily chart shows a recent bounce from the descending channel support near $13.70. The price now appears to be tracking toward a retest of the descending trendline resistance, which marks the upper boundary of the channel and projects to around $17.50. Because who doesn’t want to chase a moving target? 🎯
In the quaint realm of finance, where majestic theories often lead to the unassuming concrete walls of banking, Governor Miran appears to have embarked on an intriguing fantasy. These-these dollar-sterilized stablecoins-have caught quite the buzz. And why not? They disguise themselves as digital tokens, likened to stampeding bulls with the U.S. dollar as their majestic flag.
In 2025, the American economic theater still holds its breath for Bitcoin’s next act, as sentiment pirouettes between hope and despair like a moth drawn to a flame-or a crypto investor to a candlestick chart. 🌟
In the dim glow of monitors across the realm, Bitcoin, the ever-vigilant sentinel, vaulted beyond the lofty peak of $103,000, while Ethereum shrugged on an enthusiastic 3% and a flock – Solana and XRP among them – fluttered higher in the newfound breeze. An elusive surreptitious wink from the twisted hand of policy appeared and vanished like smoke, igniting a spectacle on Truth Social, only to fade back into the enigmatic whispers that ripple the invisible markets.
Ah, but the Supreme Soviet lurked in the shadows, sharpening their quills to dissect this tariff theology. Would they bless this economic alchemy? Would they dare question His Authority? The market held its breath, caught between hope and the familiar stench of bureaucratic betrayal.
XRP flexed its muscles on Tuesday, soaring 6.2% to a smashing $2.40 as institutional money floods in. It casually shattered the $2.35 resistance level like a hammer to glass, with volume spiking a shocking 169% above the daily average. In fact, this was its most dazzling single-session gain in over a week. Oh, and it made it to new cycle highs around $2.43 before deciding it had enough and consolidating. Talk about a dramatic entrance.
Akin to an early riser at a grand masquerade, XRP joined Bitcoin and Ethereum in starting a revival akin to an unexpected yet delightful encore. A clear triumph was secured above $2.35, and the 100-hourly Simple Moving Average was surpassed, as if the whole affair were an impromptu waltz.
XRP, that once-bright star, now flickers like a dying candle in a windstorm. Its chart? A funeral procession with no hearse. Every attempt at an upward jaunt is met with the cold, unyielding grip of sellers, who seem to have taken a vow of silence and a job at the local graveyard. At $2.26, it’s not just below its moving averages-it’s hiding behind them, like a child afraid of the dark. 🕯️
