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But, you know who’s really bullish on Bitcoin? Ego Death Capital. They just announced a new $100 million fund dedicated to investing in early-stage Bitcoin companies. Because, you know, Bitcoin is the future… or so they say. 🤔

Ah, the institutions are flowing in like a refreshing breeze, while retail interest, bless its heart, remains as elusive as a sensible conversation at a family gathering. 📉

In an interview that might have been better suited for the theater than CNBC, he regales us with tales of fiscal folly. The greenback, it appears, is not merely suffering a passing malaise, but rather sinking under the weight of America’s own protectionist policies, much like a ship weighted down with an overabundance of cargo, or perhaps like a hapless actor forgetting their lines.

The 24-hour chart for UNI/USDT from BraveNewCoin shows a 1.66% gain, with the price currently chilling at $8.47. After starting the day near $8.20, the token took a little detour below $8.00 but quickly found its groove and decided to go upward. It’s like that time you thought you were done with dessert but then saw the last piece of cake.

And lo, in an unexpected twist worthy of a theatrical farce, Ethereum (ETH) befriends Bitcoin, preparing for a dance of potential outperformance. All of this, timed miraculously as whispers in the alleyway suggest our dear Trump administration might be ready to play nice—if only for the sake of raising a glass to ease those tumultuous trade tensions.

Sur Luno, l’une des places de marché les plus réputées de la région, l’enthousiasme renouvelé se manifeste par une augmentation spectaculaire des volumes d’échange pour des actifs tels que Dogecoin (DOGE), Ankr (ANKR), et Aave (AAVE) – chacun ayant su capter l’attention des investisseurs nigérians cette semaine. 🚀

And what, pray tell, hath driven this surge? Why, ’tis the influx of cash from those most esteemed of investors, the institutional types, who hath poured in a cool $280 million to bolster the bitcoin treasury. Ah, but that’s not all, dear reader, for Ethereum and Solana hath also gotten in on the action, with Joseph Lubin’s SharpLink ETH treasury snapping up 10,000 ETH like a hungry gourmand at a buffet 🍴.

This strategic move comes just as the crypto market is on one of its infamous rallies. And lo and behold, the stocks of those very companies Ark is ditching are also riding high—because why wouldn’t they? It’s like selling an antique at an auction and then watching its value skyrocket on eBay. 🙄

The spot market is flexing its muscles, but the options market? Oh, it’s acting like a shy kid at a school dance, with institutional investors hanging back and twiddling their thumbs instead of jumping in. Talk about a moody crowd.

But let us not get ahead of ourselves. The price of PEPE, that most mercurial of tokens, shot up 14% over the last 24 hours, driven by large-scale buying and a broader rebound across the cryptocurrency space that saw bitcoin top the $118,000 mark. 🤑