💸 USDT Users Catch Wind of Tether’s Sudden U-Turn: No More Freeze!

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Initially, Tether, with what appeared to be the air of a stern schoolmaster, planned to put a full stop to its contracts on the first of September. But, as every Russian novelist knows, the power of the people-not developers and users, but the ones with the heart and the cry-is immense. The commotion that followed led to a more palatable course, letting Tether free to devote its resources to blockchains with the bustling lifeblood of proven adoption and sharp-witted developer activity.

Act I: The Cloud Comedy of Errors

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Enter Mr. Stanley Druckenmiller, a man whose portfolio has weathered the tempests of time like a miser clutching his coins. In the second quarter, he laid claim to Microsoft (MSFT), a choice as prudent as it was theatrical. One might imagine him muttering, “What art thou, Azure, but a gilded server farm?” Yet lo! The company’s net profit of $102 billion on $282 billion in revenue suggests a certain alchemical prowess. The CFO, Amy Hood, declares their intent to “invest against the expansive opportunity,” a phrase so grandiose it might have been lifted from the lips of a baron boasting of his new château.

Cresco Labs: A Green Drama of Survival

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Five years ago, a $1,000 bet on CRLBF would now fetch you a mere $200 and a sigh. Meanwhile, the S&P 500, that unassuming index, has grown the same sum to $1,878. A tale of two markets, perhaps? Or a parable of bureaucratic madness?

Crypto Billionaires: Genius or Madness? 🤪

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Saylor, with his Strategy firm (a name that now feels tragically ironic 🧐), has embraced Bitcoin with the fervor of a religious convert. He doesn’t merely invest; he believes. He purchases in great gulps, financing these acquisitions by issuing more shares, a maneuver that would normally invite the scorn of any sensible investor. Yet, the market, in its fickle nature, has (until now) indulged him. It’s a curious game, this ‘infinite money glitch’ as they call it. A self-fulfilling prophecy built on…what, exactly? Hope? Hubris? Or simply a collective delusion?

Oklo: A Nuclear Energy Gamble Worth Considering?

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But here’s the thing about underdogs: they don’t always stay on top. Oklo is still navigating what can only be described as a minefield of challenges. Does it have potential? Absolutely. Is it ready to justify its current valuation? Well, that’s where things get interesting-or complicated, depending on how you look at it.

3 Magnificent Stocks to Buy in September

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To illuminate the path, three sages of Fool.com present their case for three stocks worthy of attention this September: Apple (AAPL), Airbnb (ABNB), and RH (RH). Let us examine their arguments with the detached curiosity such matters demand.

14 Sentenced to Life: Bitcoin Extortion & Kidnapping Saga 🎭💸 #CryptoChaos

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Back in 2018, Shailesh Bhatt, a builder-cum-Bitcoin-trader, was snatched from a gas station by cops in official vehicles. *So* subtle, guys. 🙄 They whisked him off to a farmhouse, stole 200 Bitcoins (worth ₹12 crore then), and demanded ₹32 crore more. Bonus points for ambition! 🎯 Oh, and someone impersonated a CBI agent to lure him in. Truly a *dedicated* method actor. 🎭

Will Dogecoin’s Wild Ride 🐶💰 Spark the Next Crypto Frenzy? 🚀

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Crypto analyst Unichartz, who I assume spends his weekends staring at candlesticks and muttering about Fibonacci retracements, has declared that Dogecoin is on the verge of a squeeze. And no, I don’t mean the kind of squeeze you do to a stress ball when your portfolio tanks. This is apparently a “promising structure,” whatever that means. According to him, DOGE is clinging to a rising support line like a cat on a windowsill during a thunderstorm. Buyers, it seems, are feeling bullish, which is either impressive or delusional given the broader crypto market’s current nosedive.

Dividend Dreams: ETF or DIY?

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It’s an index-tracking ETF, which means its managers are basically just following a recipe. The recipe? The Dow Jones U.S. Dividend 100 index. Think of it as a dating app for stocks: only companies with a 10-year history of raising dividends get a profile. REITs? Out. It’s like a VIP lounge for financially stable, dividend-friendly corporations.