This approval, as timely as a well-placed bon mot, follows ProShares’ listing of the XRP futures ETF on the DTCC, a decision as bold as a midnight rendezvous, starting from July 8.
This modest response to Bitcoin’s price surge likely springs from traders who appear to have already priced in this grand impact—how quaintly predictable!
Local media, ever vigilant in their quest to unearth state secrets, report that a portion of the nation’s gold and foreign exchange reserves, along with the assets of the National Fund, are being eyed for this financial escapade. Just imagine what could happen if they fail — the national dishes could be replaced with ramen noodles! 🍜
Since the launch of Pi’s Open Network, the community has been eagerly awaiting the listing of Pi Coin (PI) on Binance, the world’s largest crypto exchange. But, alas, these expectations have yet to materialize. Fear not, for an analyst has outlined three primary reasons behind PI’s absence from major exchanges like Binance and Coinbase.
As the ink dried on this new chapter of cryptocurrency folklore, the market cap did a little dip, settling at around $5.04 billion – a mere trifling sum! The Initial Coin Offering (ICO) had more excitement than a squirrel at a nut festival, lasting just 12 minutes on July 12, where eager investors practically trampled each other to secure a piece of the action, raising $500 million by hawking 125 billion tokens. Talk about a valuation that would make even the most hardened marketeers raise an eyebrow! 🧐
This latest funding propels Function—formerly known as Ignition—into the limelight as it endeavors to unshackle institutional yield opportunities from the clutches of bitcoin, that oh-so-glamorous yet tragically underutilized digital darling in the world of decentralized finance (DeFi). 🧐
This juicy news comes from Theminermag, a trade publication for the cryptocurrency mining industry that keeps you up-to-date on the latest news and research on institutional bitcoin mining companies. You know, the ones who make all the big moves and shake up the market.
As the shadows of on-chain signals and volume patterns encircle us like ominous figures from a Dostoevsky novel, the possibility of a fleeting price weakness dances before our eyes, mocking our hopes unless those sacred key levels yield! 🧐
According to crypto.news, ALGO hit a 5-month high of $0.289 on July 14. As of press time, it’s trading slightly lower at $0.27, but still up a whopping 80% from its year-to-date low in April. Talk about a comeback kid! 🏆
