Ostap Bender’s Guide to AI Stock Alchemy

The demand for AI computing power is a beast that eats its own tail. Hyperscalers are building data centers like Soviets building dachas-each one grander than the last, with 2026 projections already outpacing 2025’s audacious plans. For those supplying the gears of this machine, fortune knocks twice daily. Among these, two names gleam like rubles in a piggy bank: Nvidia (NVDA) and Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing (TSM).






