On the fateful day of June 9th, our dear leader took to the digital pulpit of Truth Social to declare that the Federal Reserve’s interest rates were “at least 3 points too high.” Little did he know, his words would send shockwaves through the crypto market, causing Bitcoin to surge past the $112,000 mark and set a new all-time high.
Chart watchers, rejoice! XRP’s hanging out above all those fancy moving averages like they’re its fan club. It’s not just playing dress-up; it’s making a serious case for a ticket to the $2.50 party—and maybe even the $2.75 gala if it doesn’t trip on its own ambitions. And who wouldn’t want to hang out at a party where no one’s telling you to take it easy? 🎉
“This will be the largest move, probably 500 to 600%, which would put Doge around 90 cents to a dollar,” VisionPulsed told viewers after noting that each bull-market thrust since 2020 has exceeded the magnitude of the one before it.
Analyst @CryptooELITES—armed with more lines than Dostoevsky on deadline—has spotted a cup-and-handle pattern of such gravity it almost aches with meaning. The channel containing FLOKI’s sorrows and triumphs is as persistent as a Russian winter. The coin rebounds off trendlines like a poet rebounding from heartbreak, suggesting (sarcastically, perhaps) that something huge and vaguely poetic is simmering beneath the surface.
Thus, DOGE finds itself trading near a most critical resistance zone, with its price oscillating betwixt strong support and overhead pressure. And though no grand utility updates hath sparked this rally, the current setup doth suggest a growing momentum, positioning Dogecoin for a potential breakout toward the $0.22 mark. 🚀
It’s official: Solana just broke through a major technical resistance, and the chart from Ali Martinez is showing the world how clean that breakout was. After hanging out in a symmetrical triangle for over a week (you know, the crypto equivalent of pacing in a waiting room), SOL finally decided it was time to break free, pushing past the $152 zone. And guess what? It’s stayed above that level. Bravo, Solana! You’re doing great!
Apparently, the plan is nothing if not audacious: seize—pardon me, “raise”—a sum between $200 million and $300 million (my, how one’s petty cash has grown), pile it all into SOL, and become the toast of the Solana staking scene. One presumes a ticker-tape parade is in order, or at least a small celebratory GIF. 💃🪙
Finalized in December 2024, the rule sought to widen broker reporting under Section 6045 of the tax code to include decentralized finance (defi) and non-custodial players. It immediately drew fire from industry advocates and lawmakers who said it went too far and threatened user privacy.
But, while BTC and ETH are hogging the headlines, some of the lesser-known coins are making rather impressive moves, if I may say so. Let’s take a gander, shall we?
