Is Bitcoin Ready to Soar or Just Stuck in the Mud? 🚀💰

Out of that grand total, only $12.8 million were long positions. One might say that these poor souls didn’t read the room—clearly, the short squeeze was in full swing! Picture this: a hefty $7.8 million in shorts vaporized in less time than it takes to say, “Hodl!”

Pratchett’s Take: US Tariffs on BRICS Could Spell the End of Dollar Dominance 🤑

As the global economic landscape shifts like a sand dune in a desert storm, the divide between major powers is growing wider, and the dollar’s once-unchallenged dominance is starting to look more like a mirage. Economist Igbal Guliyev of MGIMO University, in a recent interview with Russian news agency Tass, warned on July 10 that a proposed 10% tariff on BRICS nations—courtesy of U.S. President Donald Trump—could spell the end of Washington’s economic leadership. 📈💥

Why XRP Is Crushing It, Bitcoin Played Hard to Get & Shiba Inu Is Back in the Game!

Chart watchers, rejoice! XRP’s hanging out above all those fancy moving averages like they’re its fan club. It’s not just playing dress-up; it’s making a serious case for a ticket to the $2.50 party—and maybe even the $2.75 gala if it doesn’t trip on its own ambitions. And who wouldn’t want to hang out at a party where no one’s telling you to take it easy? 🎉

Floki Teases an 18x Price Surge! A Meme Coin Poised for Glory or Glorious Disaster?

Analyst @CryptooELITES—armed with more lines than Dostoevsky on deadline—has spotted a cup-and-handle pattern of such gravity it almost aches with meaning. The channel containing FLOKI’s sorrows and triumphs is as persistent as a Russian winter. The coin rebounds off trendlines like a poet rebounding from heartbreak, suggesting (sarcastically, perhaps) that something huge and vaguely poetic is simmering beneath the surface.

Can DOGE Reach the Stars?

Thus, DOGE finds itself trading near a most critical resistance zone, with its price oscillating betwixt strong support and overhead pressure. And though no grand utility updates hath sparked this rally, the current setup doth suggest a growing momentum, positioning Dogecoin for a potential breakout toward the $0.22 mark. 🚀

Solana Soars: Will $164 be Next? The Squeeze is On!

It’s official: Solana just broke through a major technical resistance, and the chart from Ali Martinez is showing the world how clean that breakout was. After hanging out in a symmetrical triangle for over a week (you know, the crypto equivalent of pacing in a waiting room), SOL finally decided it was time to break free, pushing past the $152 zone. And guess what? It’s stayed above that level. Bravo, Solana! You’re doing great!