“This will be the largest move, probably 500 to 600%, which would put Doge around 90 cents to a dollar,” VisionPulsed told viewers after noting that each bull-market thrust since 2020 has exceeded the magnitude of the one before it.
Analyst @CryptooELITES—armed with more lines than Dostoevsky on deadline—has spotted a cup-and-handle pattern of such gravity it almost aches with meaning. The channel containing FLOKI’s sorrows and triumphs is as persistent as a Russian winter. The coin rebounds off trendlines like a poet rebounding from heartbreak, suggesting (sarcastically, perhaps) that something huge and vaguely poetic is simmering beneath the surface.
Thus, DOGE finds itself trading near a most critical resistance zone, with its price oscillating betwixt strong support and overhead pressure. And though no grand utility updates hath sparked this rally, the current setup doth suggest a growing momentum, positioning Dogecoin for a potential breakout toward the $0.22 mark. 🚀
It’s official: Solana just broke through a major technical resistance, and the chart from Ali Martinez is showing the world how clean that breakout was. After hanging out in a symmetrical triangle for over a week (you know, the crypto equivalent of pacing in a waiting room), SOL finally decided it was time to break free, pushing past the $152 zone. And guess what? It’s stayed above that level. Bravo, Solana! You’re doing great!
Apparently, the plan is nothing if not audacious: seize—pardon me, “raise”—a sum between $200 million and $300 million (my, how one’s petty cash has grown), pile it all into SOL, and become the toast of the Solana staking scene. One presumes a ticker-tape parade is in order, or at least a small celebratory GIF. 💃🪙
Finalized in December 2024, the rule sought to widen broker reporting under Section 6045 of the tax code to include decentralized finance (defi) and non-custodial players. It immediately drew fire from industry advocates and lawmakers who said it went too far and threatened user privacy.
But, while BTC and ETH are hogging the headlines, some of the lesser-known coins are making rather impressive moves, if I may say so. Let’s take a gander, shall we?
In the latest attempt by blockchains to outdo each other (probably with the same level of subtlety as wizards showing off their pointy hats), Sei has announced it’s adding native USDC and CCTP V2 support. Translation: users can now enjoy the thrill of handling the world’s largest regulated stablecoin, as well as rattling funds across not one, not two, but thirteen—yes, THIRTEEN—chains simultaneously. Because who needs sleep?
And it’s not just Bitcoin having a moment. Altcoins are like, “Why not join the fun?” ETH’s climbing above $2,800, and DOGE’s up by over 5.5%. It’s like a crypto dance-off, and everyone’s winning. 💃🕺
