So what fueled this little surge? Some analysts are whispering about Tesla’s recent market share nosedive-apparently, it’s at its lowest point in nearly eight years, thanks to fierce competition from EV newcomers like Lucid. Could this be a sign that Lucid is finally stepping out of Elon Musk’s long shadow? Maybe. Or maybe it’s just another flash in the pan for a stock that’s been more unpredictable than your Netflix recommendations after midnight.
And who, you may wonder, is responsible for this newfound enthusiasm? The esteemed Stifel, of course, a firm that, while not exactly known for their hyperbole, has nonetheless chosen to lavish a considerable amount of ink on this particular stock. Their analysis suggests that despite the company’s already stellar performance, the real growth story lies ahead, particularly in the emerging hyperscaler segment-those grandiose customers poised to drive the artificial intelligence (AI) revolution.
By closing time, EchoStar had climbed nearly 4%, while the S&P 500 sulked at 0.3%. The market’s basically saying, “Sure, why not? At least this one’s not owned by a toaster.”
Before the market opened, Shao-armed with spreadsheets and caffeine-raised his price target for Alibaba from $145 to $190 per ADR. An “overweight” recommendation followed. The man knows numbers, not necessarily the chaos that follows them. So it goes.
The shares, priced at 553 yen ($3.75) each, will be offered internationally, a clear indication that the company is looking beyond its home shores for salvation. The total haul is expected to reach a staggering 212.9 billion yen ($1.44 billion). At this price, the shares represent a 9.9% discount to Metaplanet’s Tuesday closing price of 614 yen, a gesture of goodwill to potential buyers-or a sign of desperation, depending on one’s perspective. 🤷♂️
And what of the clients, those hapless souls tethered to this financial chariot? They may now deposit and withdraw USDT0 with the ease of a man slipping into a warm bath. A “rich and combined liquidity pool,” they promise, spanning over 12 chains-Arbitrum, Optimism, Polygon, Berachain, Unichain, and their ilk. A veritable feast for the DeFi glutton! 🍴💰
The asset manager, ever the strategist, submitted an S-1 registration for a Litecoin ETF, a move that follows its earlier attempt to transform the Grayscale Litecoin Trust into an ETF. It was a move that spoke of determination and perhaps a touch of desperation, as the market waits with bated breath for any sign of progress.
It is said that great events cast long shadows, and so it was with AST SpaceMobile. The day prior, news emerged of a transaction between two titans: Elon Musk’s SpaceX and satellite operator EchoStar. In this deal, SpaceX acquired two blocks of 5G spectrum for its Starlink phone service-a move akin to planting a flag upon contested ground. This act reverberated across the markets, shaking confidence in AST’s ability to compete against such formidable foes.
Apparently, it’s all going straight into Bitcoin. I mean, why not? Leave the yen behind, dodge inflation, pretend sovereign debt isn’t looming over Japan like a Godzilla sequel no one asked for. Just plow ¥183.7 billion into some BTC and call it a day. What could possibly go wrong? 🤷♂️
TeraWulf-a miner of Bitcoin‘s ghostly gold, a weaver of high-performance computing’s gossamer threads-announced a pact with an AI data center operator, its promise sealed by the shadow of Alphabet‘s Google. A deal as vast as a prairie fire, it promised 360 megawatts of compute capacity, $6.7 billion in pledges, and a backstop from Google worth $3.2 billion. But what is a backstop, if not a noose woven with another’s thread?
