Crypto Drama Unfolds: Secret Deals & Bidding Wars Over Hyperliquid’s USDH!

Crypto Bidding War

Ah, stablecoins-those chameleons of the crypto realm! Hyperliquid’s proposal for the USDH stablecoin has ignited a ferocious bidding battle worthy of a Tolstoy novel, with dueling factions drawn from Ethena [ENA], Paxos, Sky [SKY] (once the noble Maker), Frax, and others. All clamoring to claim the crown of official partner.

Trio Filing Day: Grayscale Pushes BCH, LTC, and HBAR Towards NYSE Listings

In a somewhat formal S-3 SEC filing, Grayscale made it clear that their BCH fund would soon bear the snazzy new title “Grayscale Bitcoin Cash Trust ETF” when it makes its grand debut. It’s aiming to list on NYSE Arca under the symbol “BCHG,” with shares being issued in batches of 10,000. As of September 5, 2025, around 82.8655 BCH is needed for that 10,000-share basket. The trust will be tracking the Coindesk Bitcoin Cash Price Index (BCX) for its price, and while cash creations are the current method, in-kind activity might be on the horizon-if NYSE Arca feels like being agreeable.

Costco’s Cultivated Cash Cow: A Skeptic’s Take on Dividend Stocks

Costco Wholesale (COST), now there’s a fellow that wears this badge with pride. True, a 0.54% yield may seem as appealing as a parched mouth at a forgotten well when compared to those sparkling bonds dishing out 4%. And goodness gracious, trading at 47 times its expected earnings while the good old market twirls around a more modest 20? Let’s just say the math makes you squint. Shares have lumbered up a mere 10% in the past year, seemingly outpaced by tech stocks zooming through the stratosphere. Ah, but here’s where the tale twinkles: Costco’s clever contraption of charging an annual fee merely to meander its isles creates a steady, predictable stream of cash flows that just might warrant a hearty chuckle from the future.

A Lesson in Business From Warren Buffett’s Timeless Wisdom

When reflecting on companies with exemplary economics, it’s hard to ignore Nvidia (NVDA). While Buffett has traditionally steered clear of high-growth tech stocks, preferring businesses he can easily comprehend, one suspects that he would have immense respect for Nvidia’s model. Nvidia’s story is one of transformation, from a specialist in hardware to a formidable player in both software and hardware, uniquely positioned in a market where few rivals can truly compete.

Dogecoin Treasury Goes Corporate: Hitchhiker’s Guide to Making Crypto Vogons Jealous 🤖🦴

So, in the spirit of never letting a good meme get out of hand, House of Doge and Bitstamp by Robinhood-yes, it’s by Robinhood, as if it’s a Renaissance painting-are now managing the officially sanctioned Dogecoin stash of CleanCore Solutions. It’s all very complicated, which the market loves because it means everyone can pretend to understand Fibonacci retracement levels at cocktail parties.

Dividend Hunters’ Masquerade: SCHD, VIG, and VYM’s Grotesque Dance

Consider the Schwab U.S. Dividend Equity ETF (SCHD), a gentleman of moderate means but impeccable taste. With a trailing yield of 3.8%, it offers a meager but respectable dowry for those who seek stability. Its holdings-Chevron, AbbVie, Altria, and PepsiCo-are not kings, but they are the kind of neighbors who never miss a church service and always pay their rent on time. The fund’s index, that most peculiar Dow Jones U.S. Dividend 100, operates like a bureaucratic committee: it weights its members with the impartiality of a sleep-deprived clerk and ranks them by cash flow as though measuring the worth of a man by the number of boots he owns. And yet! This curious beast has grown by 45% in five years, 130% in ten, as if the very earth beneath it were infertile but the sky above had taken to raining gold coins.

Crypto Goes Bananas While AI Flexes Its Muscles 💸🤖

The CoinShares Bitcoin Mining ETF (WGMI) jumped 12% to an all-time high of $33.13 on Tuesday, spurred by Nebius Group’s $17.4 billion GPU romance with Microsoft. Crypto miners and AI stocks everywhere were suddenly dancing like nobody was watching.