🤑 Visa’s Stablecoin Saga: A Match Made in Financial Heaven? 🌍

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Visa Inc. (NYSE: V), in a move that has surely sent ripples through the drawing rooms of finance, unveiled on the 12th of November a pilot so bold, so revolutionary, it dares to allow businesses to send payouts directly to stablecoin wallets. Yes, you read correctly-stablecoin wallets. Whatever next? The announcement, made at the Web Summit in Lisbon (a place of much ado about nothing, if ever there was one), promises to streamline global transactions for creators and gig workers. How very convenient. 🌐

Government Shutdown Ends: Donald Takes The Pen! 📝🎉

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US Government Funding Bill

Oh, the sight to behold! Hardly moments ago, lawmakers from both houses danced through the masquerade of deliberation. The Democrats sung for more moolah for healthcare and other such scrumptious indulgences, whereas the Republicans, true to form, preferred to jive with the idea of simply reopening the doors first. 😂

ADA’s Descent to $0.50: A Rally or Ruin? 📉🚀

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The hapless ADA has been tossed about like a Victorian heroine in a tempest, plummeting 20% to hover near 0.57. Traders, armed with spreadsheets and existential dread, fixate on the sacred $0.50 support level, where hope-or hubris-might intervene.

ARK’s CRISPR Sale: Timing the Market’s Mood

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Now, I’ll admit I’ve never owned a single share of CRISPR. My own portfolio resembles a thrift store bin-lots of mystery, minimal value-but I do understand the agony of watching something you love underperform. Take CRISPR’s stock price: up 0.64% over the past year while the S&P 500 zoomed past it like a Tesla on Autopilot. It’s the financial equivalent of being left at the prom while your date goes home with a blockchain ETF.

Transak Takes Over 6 New States – US Money Transmitter Licenses Galore!

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That’s right, Transak USA LLC has secured a shiny set of MTLs in Iowa, Kansas, Michigan, South Carolina, Pennsylvania, and Vermont! 🌽🍁 Now, with a grand total of 11 states on its license list, this company is ready to make stablecoin payments as easy as swiping a credit card at a vending machine. Seriously, it’s that smooth. Transak made this big announcement on Nov. 11, 2025, and you better believe they’re celebrating in style. 😎

IVV vs SPY: The S&P 500 Duel

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IVV cuts its fees to a sliver-0.03% versus SPY’s 0.09%. It’s the difference between a clean knife and a rusted blade. Both yield roughly the same dividends, but the cost is a slow bleed over time. For the long-haul investor, it’s a choice between a bullet and a needle.

Vanguard’s VDC Outshines Fidelity’s FSTA in AUM and Tenure

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Both funds, like two gentlemen at a garden party, offer broad exposure to the U.S. consumer staples sector-a realm of companies that peddle essentials from toothpaste to tinned tomatoes. The question is not whether they serve the same tea, but rather which teacup one prefers to sip from. Shall we inspect the china? 🫖

🤑 Bitcoin’s Price: Because Who Needs Rent When You Can Hodl? 🤑

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Bitcoin and Ripple price chart

On a random Tuesday (because why not?), Schwartz took to X (formerly Twitter, but let’s not get into that) to school us all. Someone asked, “Why spend Bitcoin if it’s gonna moon later?” And he was like, “Girl, because people are living in the now, not just HODLing for the apocalypse.” 🌙 Basically, using Bitcoin today is like saying, “I trust this more than my ex’s promises.” 💸