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It all began, if we can still call it that, just a month ago-on the 12th of August, to be precise. Webtoon and Disney exchanged some sort of cordial agreement, the details of which involved an extravagant selection of 100 comics from the pantheon of Star Wars, Spider-Man, Avengers, Alien, and the sacred Disney brand itself. A deal, no doubt, to tantalize the imagination of every comic lover and, incidentally, to inject a bit of life into Webtoon’s floundering fortunes.

When retail investors-those impish rebels-conjured a rally that rivaled the spectral GameStop episode, one could almost hear the faint sound of angels crying over the chaos they wrought. As for the boardroom, there was no mercy for CEO Carrie Wheeler-ousted, like so many before her, in the wake of the storm stirred by activist investors. Now, the company seems to be at the mercy of the whims of a new captain. And yet, one wonders: will this new leader be the architect of Opendoor’s salvation or simply a mere figurehead in a collapsing house of cards?

Wall Street, the late bloomers of the party, have finally caught the Bloom Energy buzz. Today, Morgan Stanley gave the stock a midlife crisis-level price target hike-from $44 to $85-because apparently, $44 wasn’t *fueled enough* for their spreadsheets. At noon ET, shares were up 7.2%, which is basically the stock market’s version of a standing ovation… if ovations had ticker symbols.

It is, after all, time to part ways with this fleeting creature.

Let us reflect on the tragic tale of the company’s financials, where the numbers, though still large in their own right, failed to live up to their previous selves, much like a fading opera singer clinging to a past glory. Revenue remained stagnant at $557.4 million, a whisper under the analysts’ call for $562.7 million. Comparable sales fell by a startling 3%-a dip that reveals something far more troubling beneath the surface. It’s not just the arcade lights that are flickering, but the company’s soul. The customers, once loyal, are now trickling out the door, perhaps looking for a new source of entertainment, or perhaps fleeing from the entropy that has set in.

It all started with a bit of a shake-up in the leadership department. CEO Carrie Wheeler, after presumably spinning too many plates, stepped down, and the company wasted no time in grabbing the next bright spark in the tech world. Enter stage left: Kaz Nejatian, a name so perfect for a CEO that it could have been plucked straight from a corporate fantasy novel. Nejatian, the former COO of Shopify – that titan of e-commerce that has never met a ‘success’ it didn’t like – brings with him a delightful history of fiddling with payment technology. His last invention, Kash, was sold off in 2017, likely for a rather nice sum.