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Enter Kura Sushi USA, a company that’s like a well-rehearsed play-small in number of performances (81 locations), but with a solid script and a plan to expand. It’s the kind of business that makes you wonder, “Why didn’t I think of that?”

The artificial intelligence (AI) cloud services firm has been aggressively securing contracts to utilize its computing capacity. Over $20 billion in new agreements were announced last month, excluding $16 billion already tied to a single client. Such figures, while impressive, beg the question: how much of this is substance, and how much mere spectacle?

As the date of the event neared, an inevitable chorus of bullish analysts raised their voices, their jubilant optimism shaping the expectations of the ever-gullible investor. The rhetoric was simple-an increase in price targets for the stock, mingled with a hasty endorsement of the platform’s expansion. They spoke of an era of growth, but their assurances bore the familiar mark of a well-rehearsed play. In truth, this enthusiasm seemed less an appreciation for AppLovin’s actual potential and more a product of superficial excitement.

The culprit? OpenAI’s DocuGPT, a digital puppet with ambitions of usurping DocuSign’s throne. One might say it’s the latest in a long line of get-rich-quick schemes masquerading as innovation. But let us not mistake a child’s balloon for a storm cloud. Yes, DocuGPT offers e-signatures and workflow automation-concepts so pedestrian they might as well be tax forms. Yet here we are, treating it as if it were Prometheus stealing fire from the gods.

Now, here’s the thing. Bitcoin’s sudden leap could be a sign of its newfound status as a “safe haven” asset. Or maybe not. The fact that stocks-the ultimate boisterous cousin of Bitcoin-also went up suggests other forces might be at work. A little something called “Uptober,” where optimism blooms like the first crocus of spring, might explain part of it. And of course, the Federal Reserve’s rumored rate cuts also make for a potent brew of factors. But let’s not forget the recent changes in crypto tax regulations, which have likely brought some much-needed cheer to corporate crypto treasurers. Maybe it’s all of the above-or just the market trying to make sense of itself after a long, slow weekend.

The analysts, those modern-day prophets, had foretold a $0.12 plunge, yet the company’s ledger revealed only a $0.10 deficit-a minor triumph, if one ignores the fact that victory remains as elusive as a philosopher’s stone. Sales, too, danced to a modest tune, climbing to $75.7 million, though the medical devices segment lagged like a reluctant suitor.

One might speculate-though speculation itself feels like a Sisyphean ritual in this age of algorithmic mysticism-that OpenAI’s engineers, those high priests of the black box, have quietly relegated Reddit to the purgatory of deprecated sources. For while the platform’s crowd-sourced wisdom offers a semblance of democratic truth, such truths are fragile, contingent upon the fickle algorithms that anoint them. To build a valuation upon such foundations is to construct a castle in a desert, its walls eroded by winds it cannot perceive.