
Now, if you’d been possessed by the rather sensible notion of investing $1,000 in Newmont stock a year ago – a decision that, in the grand scheme of things, is approximately as likely as a penguin winning the Kentucky Derby – that $1,000 would currently be worth around $2,650. Yes, you read that correctly. A significant increase, even after the recent, rather unsettling dip coinciding with global geopolitical anxieties and the fluctuating price of shiny metal. (The fluctuations, of course, being due to a complex interplay of supply, demand, and the enduring human fascination with things that don’t tarnish easily.)