“The White House’s 3% projected growth for the economy? I don’t see how we’ll do that,” Kelly remarked, his voice tinged with a subtle sarcasm. “To achieve such a feat, we’d need to boost productivity to levels unseen in recent history. But let’s be honest, with baby boomers retiring and the working-age population shrinking, it’s like trying to row a boat upstream without a paddle.”
Fresh off pushing through President Trump’s famous “Big Beautiful Bill”—the bill so beautiful, it moisturizes itself—House Republicans are now wading knee-deep into the wacky world of cryptocurrency. “Crypto Week” kicks off July 14, meaning you have approximately two days to pretend you understand DeFi before your neighbor tries to sell you stablecoins in a lemonade stand. Genius move!
To add a sprinkle of stardust, Binance has snagged the talents of a former ex-Central Bank bigwig from Ireland – talk about pulling the big guns out of the artillery! Now that’s a coup worthy of a witty anecdote at the golf club. 🏌️♂️
Ripple’s RLUSD stablecoin, a digital offspring born into this harried world, teeters on the precipice of a $500 million market cap. One more breathless tap on the “mint” button, and the symbolic half-billion will be breached—like a Siberian fencepost breaking under the weight of too much snow.
Sixteen million new tokens tumbled forth in the last 24 hours. Sixteen million! Enough to stuff the mattresses of every party functionary from Vladivostok to Zürich. RLUSD: issued, reissued, tally marks carved in digital ledger, but make no mistake—the numbers remain, even when you go hungry.
A major reveal in whale behavior is catching the crypto community’s attention. According to a post by analyst MisterrCrypto, a metric tracked by CryptoQuant has recently showcased that new whales are buying Bitcoin at unprecedented levels in 2025. This advancement in activity is a clear indicative of heightened conviction among fresh institutional and high-net-worth entrants. 🐳💸
Amber Group, a company known for its ambitious goals and a penchant for making headlines, has already set its sights on a $100 million target for its Crypto Ecosystem Reserve. To date, their focus has been on the tried and true—Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Solana. However, with this new influx of capital, they are poised to diversify their portfolio, adding Binance Coin, XRP, and Sui to their illustrious list. It’s a move that could either be seen as a stroke of genius or a daring gamble, depending on one’s perspective. 🎲🚀
The whole thing comes from China’s ongoing crypto ban. Surprise, surprise! If you live in one of these “restricted” areas (like, um, China, for example), your crypto claims might be tossed out faster than you can say “blockchain,” because the local laws just don’t vibe with the whole “crypto transactions” thing.
Amidst this bullish hullabaloo, some crypto-related stocks are catching the eye of investors. Here are three that might just be worth a gander today.
According to him, RLUSD is not a replacement for XRP. It’s designed to act as a fiat bridge—helping banks and enterprises tap into blockchain tech without dealing with XRP’s price volatility. RLUSD is already live on both the XRP Ledger and Ethereum. It’s regulated by the New York Department of Financial Services and is now being integrated by institutions like Amina Bank and OpenPayd. 🏦🔗