Pi Network’s Wild Summer: Epic Unlocks, Tumbling Prices & 10,000+ Apps—Should You Panic?
Picture, if you will, dear reader, a river of tokens—250 million $PI, no less—gushing forth between the twilights of June 28 and July 15, 2025. Valued at a stately $135 million (give or take a yacht), these tokens tumble into the marketplace with all the grace of a herd of caffeinated rhinoceroses. Sell pressure, as the market cognoscenti love to whisper in dark corners, is mounting with the dignity of a collapsing soufflé. The bold are advised: if you must watch the price charts, bring sunglasses and perhaps a fainting couch. Volatility doesn’t knock; it kicks down the door.🚪💣