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Thus began another storied week in the land of crypto markets, where optimism springs eternal, and investors collectively decide to have faith (or delusions, depending on whom you ask). Bitcoin ETFs, which the previous week mulled their place in the universe, abruptly remembered their purpose and hurtled back with vigor, as if frightened of being upstaged by their Ethereum cousins. Bitcoin ETFs, not content with subtlety, chose to rally almost all their forces around Blackrock’s IBIT—the Napoleon of index funds—which single-handedly hoarded $147.36 million, presumably while humming “Ode to Joy.” Fidelity’s FBTC, perhaps nursing an existential crisis, managed a respectable $30.88 million, while Grayscale’s Bitcoin Mini Trust took the moniker “mini” to heart and contributed but $10.98 million.

In a tête-à-tête with the curious Thomas Peterffy, the founder with a knack for pondering market enigmas, it seems the firm is not merely dabbling but engaging in a veritable pas de deux, “looking at” the creation of a fiat-pegged token. Oh, the audacity!

And now, it’s waltzing toward the value area low, where, fingers crossed, we might catch a glimpse of its next move. Is it a bottoming structure or just the floor of the stock exchange crying for help? 🤔 Who knows!

Institutional investors are all in—probably because they enjoy looking serious but secretly love stacking staking rewards. The Cboe BZX Exchange is eyeing the Invesco Galaxy Solana ETF like it’s the hottest new Marvel movie, ready to give U.S. investors a regulated pass to SOL with a side of staking perks. It’s basically crypto meets Wall Street with a dash of “finally, some regulation.”

July, a month of whispers and murmurs, marked a significant turning point for Dogecoin. After languishing in the doldrums between $0.17 and $0.21, DOGE finally broke free, surging through the $0.25–$0.26 resistance zone. This coincided with a monumental announcement: Bit Origin Ltd, a name that echoes through the halls of corporate finance, raised an impressive $500 million to bolster the Dogecoin treasury. 🏦

DOGE is really showing us how to be a loser today. It’s down by 3.86%. Like, who’s counting at this point? 📉

The master plan, blessed by the board (remember, they get bored too), lets Bitmine purchase shares either on the open market or through clandestine negotiations—because who doesn’t love a little financial espionage? Chairman Tom Lee sagely proclaimed this was all about achieving “the alchemy of 5%” of ETH. Apparently, turning cash into more cash is just that magical.

Its tales of Pi Coin’s delayed mainnet? A relic of bygone days, like a sonnet penned in a forgotten tongue. 📜⏳