Apparently, according to this @prudensfx character (who, let’s be honest, probably spends more time staring at charts than talking to actual humans), Floki is chilling just above some “short-term demand levels.” Sounds fancy, right? Basically, it means people are still buying the dip 📉, hoping to catch the next wave up. The price is making these little “higher lows,” which is apparently a good sign. Like, “look, it’s not crashing through the floor!” kind of good. 🎉
Now, this bill, my darlings, sailed through the House with the grace of a ballerina, garnering support from 206 Republicans and 102 Democrats. After a brief tango with some conservative lawmakers earlier in the week, the measure moved forward, ready to reshape the world of stablecoins – those digital darlings tied to the US dollar. 💰
As shown in the chart above, each green box highlights the three-year period of upward price movement, while the red box marks the one-year correction phase. Currently, we’re approaching the end of the green box, suggesting that if Bitcoin continues to follow the traditional 4-year cycle, we may be nearing a market top.
Aave [AAVE] just flashed a weekly ‘supertrend’ buy signal—the same one that preceded rallies of 870% and 400% in earlier cycles. 🎭
Apparently, a “Satoshi-era whale”—a creature of myth and vast digital holdings, like a bloated capitalist swimming in a sea of zeroes—decided to shift its weight. One grand movement, and the whole flimsy structure wobbled. A whale! As if the fate of honest working folk should hang on the whims of some digital leviathan. Bah!
In a note so thrilling, it could’ve been penned by a French dramatist, Meera Chandan, co-head of Global FX Strategy at JPMorgan, declares that the USD’s share in central banks’ reserves has plummeted to below 60% – a deux décennies low, ni plus ni moins! 📉
After floundering in a narrow range of despair between $82 and $96, Litecoin has determinedly broken through the $100 threshold, closing at a modest $104.95 on that fateful day of July 18, 2025. One cannot help but sense the feverish buying pressure, accompanied, of course, by a delightfully melodramatic shift in market sentiment. 🎭
It’s chaos, folks! Burglaries, beggars, and shoplifters turning Bedford into a scene from a soap opera. And McCormack? Well, he’s saying, “Enough is enough!”—but instead of calling 999, he’s funding a Saturday night security spectacular. Think of it as The A-Team—minus Mr. T, plus a bit more Bitcoin.
As a passionate follower, I too have mixed feelings about Elon Musk and his innovative enterprise, Tesla (TSLA), in light of their swift move to apply for incentives before they expired, which left some Canadians raising an eyebrow or two. However, upon further investigation, it appears that the actions taken were legitimate, providing a breath of relief to many supporters like myself.
If you find yourself on this rollercoaster, don’t fret just yet. For those intrigued by the unfolding events, this sudden drop might represent a potential chance to buy. Here’s the reasoning behind it: Historically, such dramatic increases and decreases in biopharmaceutical stock values often set the stage for a more gradual but sustained and potentially profitable uptrend.
