Stanford’s HeartFlow Gambit: A Dostoevskian Investment

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As per the sacred scrolls of the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, dated November 4th, 2025, the Board of Trustees did not merely dabble in the market’s labyrinth but plunged headlong into the abyss of HeartFlow. With the precision of a surgeon’s hand, they procured 312,234 shares, each a cipher for the soul’s silent yearning to transcend its mortal confines. The sum, $10.51 million, was not money but a testament to the feverish hope that technology might redeem the body and the spirit alike.

Centessa’s 77% Surge and the Fund’s Bet

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The SEC’s clumsy parchment of disclosure reveals TCG’s latest transgression: an acquisition of 245,664 shares of Centessa Pharmaceuticals. The fund’s holdings now swell to 3.1 million shares, valued at $76.1 million at quarter’s end. This transaction, a mere 0.2% of the fund’s $2 billion AUM, is a flicker in the vast, indifferent eye of finance. Yet, within that flicker lies a question: does the fund see salvation in this biotech quixote, or merely another soul to be devoured by the market’s wolves?

Harvard Goes Bitcoin: The University Turns Crypto Maven 🚀💰

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Da notare che, all’inizio di agosto, l’ateneo aveva annunciato di possedere circa 117 milioni di dollari in quote dell’ETF su Bitcoin di BlackRock – come dire, una хорошая partenza, no? Ma poi, senza nemmeno disturbarsi a fare una pausa caffè, i documenti più recenti mostrano un aumento impressionante: nel terzo trimestre, Harvard ha quasi triplicato l’esposizione a BTC.

The Unyielding Russian Bear of Bitcoin: Strategy’s Epic Climb to 650,000 BTC

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Like a soldier whose courage is tested in every skirmish, Strategy continued its relentless march this week, fortifying its treasury with even more of the shimmering digital gold-bitcoin. This act aligns with the stirring promises of Michael Saylor, a man as zealous as a Cossack in his pursuit, who proclaimed a “₿ig Week” while presenting the grand Strategy Accumulation Chart-an unassailable testament to their unwavering resolve. Meanwhile, market whispers told of bitcoin dipping below $93,000, casting shadows reminiscent of the crucible moments in old Russian sagas, where the bear’s roar was heard even in the bleakest of times.

Central Asset’s XPeng Gambit: A Devil’s Due in Electric Dreams

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This new position, accounting for 4.83% of the fund’s reportable assets, is no mere transaction. It is a declaration of faith in an industry where electric dreams clash with the grim arithmetic of net losses. The top holdings now read like a ledger of modern grail quests: Nvidia ($29.7M, 21.0%), Taiwan Semiconductor ($14.7M, 10.3%), and XPeng ($8.2M, 5.8%). A portfolio, one might say, of alchemists chasing gold in the silicon age.

Saylor’s BTC Spree: A Farce of Fortune & Fools 🤡💰

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Ah, mais c’est là le premier coup d’éclat depuis mai, lorsque le prix du BTC dansait autour des 100 000 dollars. Son trésor, désormais, brille de 649 870 BTC, une fortune qui vaut presque 62 milliards de dollars, même après que ce précieux métal numérique ait subi une correction plus drôle qu’une chute de chaise dans une pièce de Molière.

SHIB Dev’s Ominous Warning: Shibarium RPC’s Impending Doomsday 🚨

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johndoeshib, the self-proclaimed herald of this new era, tweets with the fervor of a prophet: “Migrate or be damned!” For verily, the old public RPC endpoints shall be extinguished, their flickering lights snuffed out by the merciless hand of progress. To survive, one must manually rewrite their wallet settings to the new endpoint-a task as daunting as climbing Mount Sinai with a Shiba Inu chained to one’s ankle. 🐾