DTCC’s Exchange-Traded Funds page now features this political meme coin under the ticker TRPC, but don’t get too excited. The SEC hasn’t given it the green light yet, so it’s still in the “sitting in the corner sipping a mocktail” phase. 🍹 Meanwhile, the ETF is tied to a Solana-issued token linked to-wait for it-Donald Trump. Because 2025 is apparently the year we decided to blend politics and crypto into a financial piña colada. 🍍
Tandis que mon ami XRP faisait danser le cours entre $2.75 et $2.88, une prudente consolidation s’amusait à se dessiner tout en ramassant de l’or institutionnel, offrant près de $928 millions en porte-monnaie. Le prochain chapitre de cette romance pourrait voler par les fenêtres suivant les événements critiques dès demain ! 💼📈
The filing, dated with the bureaucratic punctuality of a Swiss watch, reveals Sage’s methodical pruning of its Costco holdings. The fund’s remaining top assets, however, suggest a portfolio less of a desert than a curated bazaar: Apple ($37.26 million, 8.9% of AUM), Microsoft ($21.92 million, 5.2%), and NVIDIA ($19.31 million, 4.6%) dominate, as though the firm has merely shifted its bets from the old guard to the new, with a nod to the enduring appeal of the membership-based warehouse model. Or perhaps it is simply diversifying its bets in a world where even the most stalwart retailers must contend with the whims of algorithmic capitalism.
Bitcoin, that digital ledger of “I told you so,” is currently engaged in a high-stakes tango with time, according to Peter Brandt, a trader who probably still uses a dial-up modem. The gist? If Bitcoin doesn’t peak soon, it’ll be the financial equivalent of a clockwork orangutan-predictable, but with more chaos. 🐒
For nearly three and a half years, Dogecoin’s dominance has been on a bit of a…diet. A controlled downtrend, to be precise. Starting back in 2021 (a simpler time), it finally broke free in late 2024. Crypto analyst EtherNasyonal (a name that sounds suspiciously like a villain from a sci-fi novel) declared November 2024 the moment things started looking up, confirmed by a retest in June 2025. And then, get this, another minor downtrend broke out and retested! It’s like a tiny, digital phoenix constantly rising from the ashes of minor setbacks. The sheer tenacity is…remarkable. Possibly alarming. 🤔
The sale was not a hasty retreat but a calculated exodus. With Rubrik’s price-to-sales ratio bloated from 7 to 15 in a year, the fund’s exit felt less like a betrayal and more like a harvest reaped before the rains failed. By quarter’s end, their position in Rubrik had withered to zero, leaving behind only the ghost of a 7% allocation in their portfolio’s ledger.
The American grid, that silent sentinel, faces an inexorable rise. By 2030, electricity demand will swell by a quarter; by 2050, nearly three-quarters. A specter haunts the horizon-unrelenting, unyielding.
As technical indicators start signaling a dip in market volatility, ETH could stay tucked in a narrow corridor for the time being, like a cat in a doorway trying to decide whether to go out or stay in. 🐱👓
The attackers went for the company’s Zendesk support system, with a side of 2,185,151 stolen photos, belonging to 2.1 million unsuspecting users who thought submitting their ID for age verification was a great idea. Discord? They waited almost two weeks to announce the breach, with their official statement dropping on October 3, 2025. Suspicious? Maybe. Deliberate? Absolutely.
The source of this newfound optimism? None other than Wells Fargo, that pillar of American finance whose motives, though cloaked in neutrality, often hold more power than the politicians themselves. With a declarative ‘buy’ rating, they placed a target price of $37 per share on Century Aluminum, ensuring that the tides of speculation would carry the company’s value to new heights. But what does this recommendation truly imply? What are the invisible forces at play in this market theater?
