Chainlink Crashes 4% Amid Market Pressure – The Cold Ledger
The native token of the oracle network Chainlink encountered substantial institutional selling pressure over the 24-hour trading session, sinking to its weakest price in more than a week.
Bybit Gets First Crypto Exchange License in UAE! Big News for Crypto Fans
Well, folks, hold onto your hats because Bybit just made history! The crypto exchange has landed a sweet deal with the UAE Securities and Commodities Authority (SCA), earning the very first Virtual Asset Platform Operator license. That’s right, the first one! Not only does this make Bybit the official go-to crypto platform in the UAE, but it also marks a turning point for the region’s ambition in the digital asset game. 🍾🚀
Kawa Capital’s Bold Investment in Vale: A Thirst for Iron and Diversification
This here transaction wasn’t a shot in the dark; after this buy, Vale turns out to represent a hearty 20.1% of Kawa Capital’s 13F assets under management as of September 30, 2025. And like a crow to shiny objects, it seems folks are fluttering around this investment.
🤑 Binance’s Sneaky SOL Saga: Wintermute’s Price Plunge Plot? 🕵️♂️
In a tweet that sent shockwaves through the crypto forest, MartyParty claimed Binance has been sending tens of thousands of SOL to Wintermute daily for over two years. Why, you ask? To squash prices like a bug and squeeze liquidity from leveraged traders like toothpaste from a tube! 🦟💸
The Sinking of Dogecoin: A Dance with Dreadful Macroeconomics
One must always remember that cryptocurrencies, despite their rebellious aura, have a curious inverse relationship with the U.S. dollar-like two thoroughly bored lovers who, despite their best efforts, remain stuck in a cycle of ambivalence. The dollar, once languishing in a state of permanent malaise, has begun to show signs of life. The catalyst? The Federal Reserve’s growing doubts about the frequency with which it should trim interest rates, an ever-so-dramatic concern which the world has been riveted by for, oh, several months now.
Luxembourg’s Bitcoin Gamble: Europe’s Crypto Awakening? 🤑
The UK is rolling out crypto ETNs for retail investors, while the EU’s ESMA sharpens its claws for oversight. 🦅
Sharps Technology Teams Up with Coinbase: The Solana Gold Rush is ON! 🚀💰
This *not-so-whimsical* partnership represents a rather significant leap-think of it like jumping off a cliff but with the promise of a soft landing-in the company’s ongoing migration into the land of digital treasures, where one might find all manner of shiny tokens lurking about, and hopefully, not too many trolls.
TDOG: The Shifty Doge in a Suit 🎩🐕
Ah, behold the marvel of 21Shares’ Dogecoin ETF, TDOG, strutting onto the DTCC’s Active and Pre-Launch list like a peacock in a poultry farm. Brokers and clearing institutions, take note! But hold your rubles, comrades-this listing is merely a prelude, not a coronation. Regulatory approval? Nyet, not yet.
🚀 Farcaster Joins BNB Chain: Memes, Mania, and Cross-Chain Shenanigans! 🎭
BNB, that wily cryptocurrency, has been strutting about like a peacock, overtaking XRP to claim the third spot in the market value circus. And Farcaster, ever the opportunist, has decided to join the fray. Co-Founder Dan Romero, with a flourish of his quill, proclaimed on X (formerly known as Twitter, for the uninitiated) that their goal is to embrace “every asset and every chain that matters.” 🤑 Oh, the ambition! The folly!