🤑 Morgan Stanley: Crypto for All! Europe’s Stablecoin Revenge? 🌍
By brewing their own stablecoin potion, of course! MiCA-compliant and ready to outshine the dollar. 🧙♂️
By brewing their own stablecoin potion, of course! MiCA-compliant and ready to outshine the dollar. 🧙♂️

Prestige Wealth (PWM) says it has clambered closed a $150 million financing round to launch a digital-asset treasury focused on the glittering, gold-backed tokens of Tether-the shiny dragons in the ledger. 🪙🗃️

Kessler Investment Group, located in Indiana (where people still believe stocks are magic), decided to cash out of its Robinhood position during the third quarter. The total value of the 122,349 shares sold? A tidy $11.5 million. This little chunk of change, once a modest 4.7% of Kessler’s assets, is now gone. Perhaps they just couldn’t resist the urge to check out of this rollercoaster ride before someone gets thrown off.

Now, according to JACKIS-who’s apparently a chart wizard-a special kind of magic happened with BNB. They call it the “three tap into parabola breakout.” Doesn’t it just roll off the tongue? It turns out, BNB didn’t just randomly burst through the roof. Nope, it had a little pre-party first. It tapped its all-time highs three times before deciding to go big or go home. And guess what? XRP’s been doing the same thing for the past year. Three taps. If it’s a trend, folks, we might be looking at a repeat performance. If XRP follows the BNB playbook, we could see it shoot up, just like BNB did, to break $1,300. 🎯

And so, we find ourselves at the crossroads, eager to emulate the titan. How can one, a mere mortal, tap into such unfathomable wisdom? It is, alas, no simple matter. But with the SEC’s sacred quarterly reports, Buffett’s holdings are laid bare, a map to riches-or destruction, depending on how one dares to interpret them. He, too, has his missteps, his faltering moments. Not every acquisition becomes a golden statue. And so, let us examine, with the precision of a surgeon and the heart of a skeptic, two recent acquisitions: one to embrace, and one to shun, as though it were the very embodiment of folly.

It is, undeniably, a contest in which one side is weighted with the full force of corporate might, and the other, a mere fledgling in the corporate wilderness. Nvidia, the undisputed behemoth in the realm of graphics processing units (GPUs), has taken its throne by virtue of nothing more than sheer market dominance. The GPUs it produces have attained the status of legend, and it commands a market share so vast it is all but insurmountable. In contrast, CoreWeave is but a fledgling, a small bird flapping its wings against the suffocating winds of far larger, more entrenched competitors.

In this alley of charts and forecasts, traders stare at a diagram as old as the stockyard: a symmetrical triangle that promises a larger move if the crowd bothers to look, not just blink. If prices retreat, a signpost appears at $0.69, marked like a last meal on a long week-a possible place to buy, perhaps with both hands trembling and hope shining through the fatigue.
On the fateful day of October 9, 2025, Justice Sundaresan scoffed at the feeble attempts of WazirX’s parent company, Zanmai Labs, to challenge an earlier arbitration edict. “Oh, do try harder!” seemed to be the unspoken message. The court reaffirmed that CoinSwitch (yes, that’s Bitcipher Labs, for those of you following along at home) had every right to secure its frozen fortunes-holdings amassed like a dragon hoarding gold-following the cataclysmic cyber-attack back in July 2024, which some say was worth more than the very social fabric of the crypto market at $234 million.

Yet, a curious thing has occurred, as if by some alchemical transformation: the once-dying beast has risen, stronger and more vigorous than before. This year, its stock has risen by a staggering 95%, and in a mere six months, its price has tripled. The question, then, arises with the subtlety of a trap laid for the unwary: can this rejuvenated phoenix truly fly, or is it a mere mirage in the desert of high hopes?
So, what does this mean? Well, if you’re writing about Bitcoin, Google’s going to scrutinize your work like a mother-in-law inspecting her son’s new girlfriend. No pressure. Expertise? Required. Accuracy? Non-negotiable. Hype? Show it the door. 🚪 If you’re not credible, you might as well be shouting into a void-a very expensive void.