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Initially, Tether, with what appeared to be the air of a stern schoolmaster, planned to put a full stop to its contracts on the first of September. But, as every Russian novelist knows, the power of the people-not developers and users, but the ones with the heart and the cry-is immense. The commotion that followed led to a more palatable course, letting Tether free to devote its resources to blockchains with the bustling lifeblood of proven adoption and sharp-witted developer activity.

Saylor, with his Strategy firm (a name that now feels tragically ironic 🧐), has embraced Bitcoin with the fervor of a religious convert. He doesn’t merely invest; he believes. He purchases in great gulps, financing these acquisitions by issuing more shares, a maneuver that would normally invite the scorn of any sensible investor. Yet, the market, in its fickle nature, has (until now) indulged him. It’s a curious game, this ‘infinite money glitch’ as they call it. A self-fulfilling prophecy built on…what, exactly? Hope? Hubris? Or simply a collective delusion?

Back in 2018, Shailesh Bhatt, a builder-cum-Bitcoin-trader, was snatched from a gas station by cops in official vehicles. *So* subtle, guys. 🙄 They whisked him off to a farmhouse, stole 200 Bitcoins (worth ₹12 crore then), and demanded ₹32 crore more. Bonus points for ambition! 🎯 Oh, and someone impersonated a CBI agent to lure him in. Truly a *dedicated* method actor. 🎭

Crypto analyst Unichartz, who I assume spends his weekends staring at candlesticks and muttering about Fibonacci retracements, has declared that Dogecoin is on the verge of a squeeze. And no, I don’t mean the kind of squeeze you do to a stress ball when your portfolio tanks. This is apparently a “promising structure,” whatever that means. According to him, DOGE is clinging to a rising support line like a cat on a windowsill during a thunderstorm. Buyers, it seems, are feeling bullish, which is either impressive or delusional given the broader crypto market’s current nosedive.