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Enter Thumzup, strutting onto the scene with a $50 million capital raise to purchase 2,500 Dogecoin mining rigs (with dreams of expanding to 3,500). They’re also snapping up DogeHash Technologies, presumably to corner the market on Dogecoin mining chic. At current prices, this operation could rake in anywhere from $22 million to $103 million annually. “Large-scale mining is critical,” quips crypto analyst SeniorDeFi, who sees a potential 72% surge to $0.37. Darling, if only my bank account had such ambitions. 💰

In other news, SHIB’s price took a slight nosedive, dropping down like your grandma after she sits on the last piece of pie. 🍰 Are you kidding me? It couldn’t even hold on to that 1.9% rise from Friday! Talk about a rollercoaster of emotions! 🎢

Buckle up! BTC is dominating the chatter like a social media influencer. Users are debating its glam status as “digital gold,” long-term investment vibes, and the parade of government and institutional backing. Apparently, everyone’s now into self-custody-sounds so empowering, right? 🛡️

On a day not unlike any other, Friday whispered its secrets in trade disclosures: ARK’s grand trifecta-ARKK, ARKW, ARKF-happened upon a buffet, devouring 387,325 shares of BitMine, about $16 million’s worth, and 143,906 slices of Bullish pie, all tender at $7.5 million. ARKK, the ostentatious heavyweight, claimed the lion’s share, proudly puffing up its chest.

With a near unanimous decision, 98.27% of the stakeholders found themselves in agreement, casting aside the mere 1.05% who dared to dissent, and the 0.69% who, in true Austenian fashion, abstained from the matter altogether. Indeed, 52% of the stake was moved to cast their votes, a testament to the strong validator participation and overwhelming support for the changes.