Intel’s AI Inference Gambit: A Requiem for Latecomers

Yet in the twilight of AI’s training epoch, where titanic GPUs devour watts like ambrosia, the humbler realm of inference beckons-a purgatory of diminished ambition but pragmatic utility. Here, where the infernal heat of matrix multiplications meets the frugality of edge deployments, Intel discerns its last crusade. Model training demands Promethean theft from the fire of computational gods; inference merely requires the tending of embers, the quiet labor of scribes copying neural weights upon the vellum of everyday devices.

California Just Decided to Babysit Your Forgotten Bitcoin-No, Really 🍑💸

The law? A spicy remix of unclaimed property rules. Now, if your Bitcoin’s been chilling in an exchange for three years without a text, call, or login from you, California will swoop in and hold it… in its original form. 🤯 Imagine your grandma selling your vintage vinyl for cash without asking. 🎶💔 Other states do that. California? Nah, they’re “holding” it like a squirrel with a nut stash. 🐿️🥜

The Market’s Masquerade: A Century of Speculation and Substance

The year opened with AI zealots chanting “progress!” as if it were a liturgy. But when President Trump’s tariff theatrics struck Wall Street like a farcical opera, the crowd’s faith wavered. How quaintly human: to flee the storm only to return when the sun reappears. Since April’s nadir, the index has vaulted 20%-a phoenix-like resurgence that proves markets, like fashion, thrive on reinvention.

BlackRock Bets Big on Crypto: Stablecoin Fund Will Revolutionize the Market!

The timing, of course, couldn’t be more perfect. With a shiny new US law reshaping stablecoin regulations, some major players in the crypto industry will likely benefit from this much-needed dose of transparency and regulation. It’s almost like the Wild West is getting a proper sheriff. Or, you know, a *compliance officer*. 🕵️‍♀️

Viking’s Checkmate Gambit: Can They Top Goliath Lilly?

Lilly’s tirzepatide is the current king of GLP-1/GIP agonists, and their triple agonist, Retatrutide, is the crown prince. It’s all very impressive, like watching a chess grandmaster set up a checkmate. But here’s the thing: Vikings didn’t just pillage; they innovated. Their VK2735 is a dual GLP-1/GIP beast, and they’re already toying with a quadruple agonist-GLP-1, GIP, Amylin, and Calcitonin. It’s the biotech equivalent of building a four-player co-op game where everyone wins… or everyone crashes. (And yes, I’m aware I just compared drug development to a video game. Don’t judge me.)

Rising Giants: How Two Companies Could Surpass Palantir in Market Value by 2030

However, the trajectory of such rapid growth, though striking, cannot continue unchecked. In the next five years, two other companies stand poised to eclipse Palantir in market value, albeit through very different routes. One is a retail giant, ready to capitalize on a rebound in housing and infrastructure. The other is a semiconductor innovator, vying to disrupt the AI hardware market.

Pfizer: A Decade’s Bet for the Astute Investor

Behold the pharmaceutical colossus that forgot to duck when the market swung its bat. First came the post-pandemic comedown-a hangover from vaccine euphoria. Then patent cliffs loomed like Dickensian debt collectors. Even tariffs, those international gamekeepers, threatened to poach profits. But Pfizer, ever the chess player, now reveals a gambit.

Buffett’s Golden Goose: A Contrarian’s Gaze

Behold, then, two of Berkshire’s holdings-Visa and Occidental Petroleum-each a gilded mirage, each a potential trap for the unthinking admirer. Let us dissect them with the precision of a lepidopterist, noting not the wings but the fragile chitin beneath.