Bitcoin’s Spectacular Surge: Is the Maelstrom Straight Up Joking? 😂
And lo, in an unexpected twist worthy of a theatrical farce, Ethereum (ETH) befriends Bitcoin, preparing for a dance of potential outperformance. All of this, timed miraculously as whispers in the alleyway suggest our dear Trump administration might be ready to play nice—if only for the sake of raising a glass to ease those tumultuous trade tensions.