Bitcoin’s Dashing Traders Eye $130K with Anticipation and a Dash of Optimism

“Vols remain pinned near historical lows, but a decisive breach of the $110k resistance could spark a renewed volatility bid. Some larger players appear to be positioning for just that,” Singapore-based QCP Capital remarked in a market update, with a tone that might suggest a hint of amusement at the market’s predictable unpredictability. 😄

Barely Surviving on Pennies: Ripple CTO’s $0.006 XRP, Ancient BTC, and Bad Timing Confessions

Schwartz, harbinger of digital fog and Chief Technology Officer of Ripple, stunned the trembling community with his admission—he snuck into XRP not at a price of $0.50 (as self-congratulating nostalgia hoarders fondly recalled), but at an obscenely low $0.006. Six-tenths of a cent! Even vending machines wept with envy.
This has, inevitably, set the forums aflame, with speculation, admiration, and the odd accusation that Schwartz himself might actually be Satoshi’s long-lost cousin. But let’s be clear: the man opted for a humble salary and a dainty 2% crumb of equity, not the glimmering vaults others chased like hungry Dostoevskian misfits. He will not tell you how much XRP he hoarded or holds. Mystery, apparently, pays dividends.
Never one to shy from poetic repetition, Schwartz also reminded the world that his father (of course, there is always a cryptic father) bagged a million XRP at the princely sum of $0.005 back in 2014. The timing, it seems, proves that familial clairvoyance runs in the Schwartz bloodline.

You Won’t Believe What Russia Just Said About the US Dollar at BRICS! 😱💸

It’s all getting rather awkward for the almighty dollar, which—like a party guest who just spilled red wine on the host’s cream rug—appears to be losing its “safe and stable” vibes. Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov (waving his best ‘I told you so’ finger) insisted at the BRICS summit in Rio that the U.S. might want to notice fewer people are fangirling over the dollar these days. As Lavrov gleefully pointed out, even Donald Trump had beef with Joe Biden for, allegedly, torching the dollar’s reputation before even moving his boxes into the White House. Lavrov, never one to let drama pass un-commented, quipped:

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That’s a Scarlett Question, Leave Me Out!

In the promotion for “Jurassic World: Rebirth” now playing in cinemas, the two-time Academy Award winner recently featured with Scarlett Johansson and Jonathan Bailey on Vogue’s informal YouTube chat show, “Off the Cuff.” During a lively question-and-answer session, Bailey inquired about the number of Marvel Cinematic Universe films each actor had been part of.